It's always confusing when I see a post from Chuck Tingle (@chucktingle.bsky.social)--who loves Love--and at first glance think it was from Chuck Schumer (@schumer.senate.gov), who loves genocide.

#warriorethos #overcompensation

#warriorethos #overcompensation

My Very Impotant Movie, "Whence Come Brussels Sprouts," is now streaming (for free) on the fantastic weirdo film site, Cabane à Sang TV! Go watch it a million times. cabaneasang.tv/video/whence...

Whence Come Brussels Sprouts - Cabane A Sang TV

"Whence Come Brussels Sprouts" is more of a how-the-sausage-is-made slaughterhouse-video-type educational film than anything (albeit one with neither sausage...

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Aujourd'hui, nous sommes tous la Belgique.

My Very Important Movie is playing this Sunday in Brooklyn as part of Jeff Presents: Evil Little Movies 2!

@sidefx.bsky.social Houdickery: a machine that digests Cheerios. I'm aware the output far exceeds the input. That just shows how good an engineer I am.

My Very Important Movie is playing this Sunday in Brooklyn as part of Jeff Presents: Evil Little Movies 2!

My Very Important Movie, "Whence Come Brussels Sprouts," is showing as part of Evil Little Movies 2 in Brooklyn on June 21st! Ticket link: www.eventbrite.com/e/evil-littl... Bring your dad as a Father's Day gift--it's the perfect way to say, "You did Life to me, take this."

Evil Little Movies 2

locally-made, low-budget, hand-crafted dreamscapes and nightmare fuel

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A magazine for which I interviewed Phil Tippett, as well as Lee Moss & Brendan O'Brien (Retrospecter Films), is finally out! It's almost 200 pages of cinema weirdness by some fantastic writers. Ordering info is at wengschop.com. (This isn't my art--it's the designer's, Tony Strauss.)

A #houdinifx R&D digression. It's a completely procedural setup (subsequently textured in #zbrush). There's a longer description and wireframes with different eye counts on Instagram, but Meta is evil, but this site limits video and word counts, and all social media sucks, as does humanity.

Usually the phishers disappear after the first mention of eating children. I applauded this one's dedication to their job until my wife pointed out that it's probably a chatbot and I'm just training genAI to eat children.

The difference between the Correspondents' Dinner and Iran? Trump had an exit plan for the Correspondents' Dinner.

Many feel that Caravaggio was not silly enough and had too few squeaky sound effects. I have fixed these issues and thus fixed Art. (I recorded the moaning myself. Clearly, if anyone out there is looking for a voice actor, you should contact me.)

I fixed Art. (You're welcome, Art!) Giovanni da Milano's "Man of Sorrows" seemed a little dour and needed some sexing up. #weirdart #animation #jesus #jesusholes #handsyapostles #puttheerectioninresurrection #giovannidamilano #florence #firenze #galleriadellacademia #easter #hailsatan

Here's another Easter celebration from a year or two ago. This one is in 3D, so dig out those red/cyan glasses! #easter #jesus #comebackkid #houdinifx

An old celebration of Easter, when a zombie dude says, "My dad can beat up your dad," while bestowing magical powers to the Holy Bunny Cloaca. #easter #babyjesus #peeps #eggs #houdinifx #zbrush

In exchange for Netanyahu teaching Trump how to kill children, does Trump teach Netanyahu how to have sex with them?

I was working on my movie about how babies are made and my Prop Master/On-Set Doula spilled one. This is the last non-Union shoot of which I'll be part! #baby #fontanelcaprisun #sidefxhoudini #spill

I had some time today to whip up my first #mardini2026 entry for @sidefx.bsky.social. Today's theme: gooey.

This is the inside of my dog's upper lip. You are welcome.

I don't think Jesus suffered as much for Christianity as the people who forced themselves to watch a Kid Rock concert to prove that they are "Christians."

I was working on my movie about how babies are made and this happened. This is not part of the movie this is not how babies are made duh. #fontanelcaprisun #sidefxhoudini

This is four or five little R&D excursions rolled into a quickie project that really makes no sense, but, well, I gotta keep the artistic thirst of my threes of fans slaked, so here it is. Done in @sidefx.bsky.social #houdinifx #3d #nonsense #houdickery

Fun with the MPM solver in @sidefx.bsky.social Houdini. Sound by me, made with my mouth. #houdinifx #splat #weirdart #sexy

Get out those anaglyph 3D glasses so you can see what it's like to be inside me. I was playing with the new depth estimator from @maxonredgiant.bsky.social and the Depth Wish script by @action_movie_dad and had to test drive them on some colonoscopy pics. #colonoscopy #anaglyph #tastefulnudes

Another Xmas Xlassic, "Christmas Time's for Assholes," by @waldo-corndog.bsky.social youtu.be/tmc1VtWZBPo?...

The Rudy Schwartz Project - Christmas Time's for Assholes

YouTube video by The Rudy Schwartz Project

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I'm late on Happy Saturnalia wishes, so I'll be early on Xmas, with this, The Best Xmas Song, by Thinking Fellers Union Local 282. youtu.be/tq4s5sx5ezU?...

Lamb's Lullaby

YouTube video by Thinking Fellers Union Local 282 - Topic

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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

My current booking is winding down, so drop me a line with any #VFX / #3D / #compositing / #animation / #motiongraphics / general #pixelseduction needs! #houdinifx #autodeskmaya #adobeaftereffects #nuke www.vimeo.com/bentway23/reel

Mark Reynolds Showreel

Showreel Shot Breakdown: 0:01 - 0:08 - Opening titles. Everything by Mark (modeling, texturing, animation/simulation, compositing). Software: Houdini, ZBrush, Photoshop,…

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