*Britney voice* It’s been a while…

Sunday sun

The nails and the inspo

Good morning say it back

I like this template

The way a big butt turns me into a simpering reply guy 😫😭

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

Been a while. How’s everyone doing?

Is this ok

Chonk

Happy humpday fellas

I’m in need of a little self esteem boost. If you don’t mind.

Sunday scaries whooping my ass

On a ten hour flight - who wants to chat and entertain me?

Can’t keep a dumb bitch down for long.

We saw you from across the veranda…

Found a mirror

Have you heard about wine?

Hey from Chile

I am out of ideas

Eight years ago today, I met a boy.

No thoughts

Yes @babymcgoo.bsky.social is my wife

We’re still in the first month of this year

I’d love for it to happen today.

My burrito has crushed up tortilla chips in it.

Hey bro

Current wfh attire

Fitting room quickie

Double cheeked for your pleasure