My new short horror story SELF STORAGE is now available at deathbed.ghost.io/self-storage/, as is this breathtakingly unsettling illustration by Peader Thomas! #HorrorStories #ComedyWriters #NoAI
Ben Zelevansky
@benzelevansky.com
Actor / Writer / 6x Winner, Milt and Edie's Dry Cleaners Photo Caption Contest http://www.BenZelevansky.com Managing Editor, Deathbed http://www.DeathbedWriting.com
My new short horror story SELF STORAGE is now available at deathbed.ghost.io/self-storage/, as is this breathtakingly unsettling illustration by Peader Thomas! #HorrorStories #ComedyWriters #NoAI
Would a victim of abuse do whatever they could to placate their abuser and prevent further abuse, hmmm, difficult to say
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
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My latest short horror story is now live on Deathbed! Please check out SELF STORAGE - and make sure you subscribe to get future Horror Stories by Comedy Writers delivered right to your Inbox - FOR FREE!
Self Storage
Real friends keep secrets.
deathbed.ghost.io
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Ben Zelevansky@benzelevansky.com · last wk.If you haven’t yet, now would be a great time to subscribe (for free!) to Deathbed: subscribe.deathbedwriting.com
Leave as many big wooden horses on my lawn as you want, I’m not bringing ‘em inside. Nice try bozos
Me dropping a cover of 1st of tha Month by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony except my version is about when that Kohl’s Cash hits 💵💵💵
If Barton Fink was alive today, he’d be writing plays about the early morning cries of the Amazon delivery driver 
Colin Farrell has some of the best “I just got the shit kicked out of me” hair in the business
Caitlin Clark is a very good player, but literally half her points tonight are free throws. She has shot 3 fewer free throws than the entire Fire team. So let’s just take it easy.
I am officially updating “At long last, have you left no sense of decency?” to “Dude…what the fuck are you even talking about?”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d agoRep. John McGuire: "I don't know if you heard about the BLT sandwich -- using human fetus baby parts in the vaccine when they could've used ivermectin"
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“This summer, only in theaters, Pete Davidson IS…The Man From Nantucket”
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
R-U-N-N-O-F-T to the theater and see it today!
Chuck Wendig@chuckwendig.bsky.social · last wk.I don't know what anybody is going on about, seeing the ODYSSEY so fascinatingly represented on the big screen was really amazing -- from the Sirens to the suitors to John Goodman as the Cyclops, and I just can't get enough of "I Am A Man of Constant Sorrow." The Coen Brothers never miss, tbh
TIRED: “Idiocracy” is a documentary WIRED: “They Live” is a documentary
Bloody Disgusting@bloody-disgusting.com · last wk."It’s a documentary," John Carpenter says of THEY LIVE in a new interview with The Guardian. Carpenter explains, "It’s still going on now, even worse. Things are bad here." "I vote," he adds. "That’s the only power I have. I keep believing that we’ll fight them off one day."
I’d say it was launching a lot more than headlines
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 2w agoLook who’s taking the side of explosive diarrhea
At this point, the only hope for Blazer fans is that Tom Dundon is picked up for running an illegal poker ring. Where’s the FBI when you need them? #EffTomDundon #ClapClap #ClapClapClap
Time to officially classify obsessive pursuit of wealth as a mental illness. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Watcher Guru@watcher.guru · 2w agoJUST IN: Elon Musk says Grok will make a "full-length movie" of The Odyssey that is "historically accurate" by the end of this year.
Are we really doing tipping discourse again? Three decades plus after Reservoir Dogs? Here it is: Tip. Always. 20% minimum. Or stay home, and you can keep *all* your money! You can stop tipping when we get UBI or similar, so take it up with your congressperson not your barista.
They should invent a president who shuts the fuck up every once in a while
Something tells me that the anti-vax anti-mask crowd is going to have no problem following the current CDC recommendation to avoid salad
I too enjoy disconnecting all my wires, getting fully dressed in my street clothes and then getting back into a hospital bed for some reason
Faytuks Network@faytuksnetwork.bsky.social · 3w agoAfter around a month of silence surrounding the hospitalization of US Senator Mitch McConnell, his office releases a photo of him in the hospital, saying that he took a fall that landed him in the hospital. https://t.co/zQ5YleqNAL
