When it’s international be nice to berdly day
Sicing all of my lesbian friends onto my enemies like they are pikmin
𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬.. 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙍𝙐𝙏𝙃. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙙, 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙚, 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙩𝙝.. 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙐𝙍𝙀, 𝙈𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝘽𝙀 𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙏𝙃.
TEMP PIN. Deltaloop(?) Berdly Written by Casey Deltaloop(?) by Midas
//i feel like everyone is kinda just ignoring me actively on this account honestly
//i’m a true berdly larper because i just no realized his health being 1985 is in reference to when the nes came out
Oh yes! I highly recommend lord of the hammer by gerson boom, you cannot get a better look into our culture at least in the literary world than that!
ㅤ ( taking note of the odd spelling of the building.. surely, it's on purpose. he rubs the back of his neck as he observes the building. ) it's a library. ( what else was he expecting? ) lots of monster knowledge inside, i hope? ㅤ
Kris please do not put your baby pictures back up i would like to sleep peacefully.
{{ up in bluesky hq biting the wires rn. haha im such a hungry girl
Absolutely it’s just around the corner! (Leading him to the library, which is spelt libarby.) Here it is, the hall of all knowledge in this little town!
ㅤ ( 𝘪 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘧 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴.. ) " sure. where's the library at? i follow you. " ( 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘯 "𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧.." ) ㅤ
Go ahead, knowing you, you probably only know how to throw tantrums and scream to your mother!
* I can do more than talk. Do you want me to do more than talk you pathetic little excuse for a servant???
So that’s a no then, honestly it’s hard to be even the slightest bit intimidated when all you do is talk.
* I'll shut up when your pathetic beak is removed from your face.
Are you done with your empty threats, or were you never taught how to shut up?
* ah. right. o-of course. [ Ahem. ] * Die.
Noelle, you need to be evil noelle’s selfcest girlfriend so she can be nice, it’s your destiny…
What is your fucking problem actually?
* Green is a dreadful color. As is blue.