don't bring an iced coffee to a job interview b/c what if you spill it all over your suit? Clear liquids only...McDonald's Sprite, soju, things of that nature
Mr Too Damn Bueno 🎉
@bergoesbueno.bsky.social
founder of National Bikini Day
guy who took the substance that makes you young while at the beach that makes you old and has to call a doctor because his boner has lasted for well over four hours
This week and really the whole month of Sept is going to be difficult, so I'm going to follow the advice everyone's been giving me for the past year and take it easy on myself. Barring something big happening (e.g. it) I'll see everyone again on Oct 1st
I started watching Eastbound and Down and was unaware of the amount of honks in this show. Obviously I'm not complaining
I've tried and they told me I can't invent another real and legitimate holiday
dr. rich traditions, JD@helldude.bsky.social · 4w agowhy isn't there a national great big ass day
Milo Snuffleupagus has vowed to come out from this an experience an even bigger racist
Even though my refund has posted I'm torn between letting this Finish Line thing go and yelling at someone until they explain how they fucked up an order up this badly
what if we all agree to call it Lake National Bikini Day
the position player I'm waiting for the Remember Some Guys account to repost is unsurprisingly Dante Bichette so I can talk about his ridiculous (derogatory) 1999 season. From the pitchers it's probably Mark Eichhorn so I can talk about his ridiculous (complimentary) 1986 rookie season
they call it baby bok choy but I don't think it's any more adorable than the regular version
Superior, Erie, and Huron also share a border with Canada and therefore should also be renamed Lake America. To avoid future confusion people should say "Lake America" and then point in the general direction of the one they're talking about
[anyone who purchased a bidet despite attempts from weird dinguses to make it a culture war issue]: well well well who's broke and still has the stank ass now
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · last mo.It just keeps getting better.
Now watching Old, the movie about the beach that makes you old. Look for my tweets about it here on Bluesky dot com, the web site that makes you old (spiritually)
where the Pro Bowl failed versus other all-star competitions is the lack of a fun signature skills event, like the home run derby or dunk contest. What they should've done was have QBs throw footballs at some guy's groin from 50 yards away
do normal people subscribe to the idea of a daily driver/beater/every day carry or is it just weirdo collector types (e.g. me and possibly Joe)
[to the tune of the Beastie Boys "Hey Ladies"]
Remember Some Guys@remembersomeguys.bsky.social · last mo.David Freese 3B Debut: 2009 - Retired: 2019 LAD - PIT - STL - LAA
I think the lesson here is we should be even meaner to Raygun
Having a rough stretch the past couple weeks. Hate to say it but less than ideal National Bikini Days
got three (3) seperate but identical letters from a collection agency saying we owe money for one of my dad's medical bills that I definitely paid off months ago. Probably an error and less likely a scam but still some bottom feeding shit no matter how you cut it
seems obvious the president's ass fell off and they attached a cardboard box they found lying around by mistake. Which means somewhere in the white house basement there are holiday decorations being kept in a decrepit old ass
Guess who has spent the past 1.5 hours at two (2!) different pretzel emporiums - malls as some of you know them - dealing with this stupid return? Hahaha fucking kill me
"to apologize for how badly our store screwed up here's money that can only be spent on another purchase from our shitty store"
My dad left behind another automatic that I don't think he ever got to wear. It's very nice but seems a little too big for my wrist
Finish Line's customer service is closed today? But I'm angry now!
In addition to sending me two left shoes Finish Line didn't include the two sets of spare laces that are supposed to come with it and shipped it in a box 2.5-3x bigger than the shoebox so everything was spilled out when I opened it. Really a fantastic job all around