/ Goddamn Supporting from the sidelines 👏👏👏👏

𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ@dadbodmech.bsky.social · 10mo ago

♇ᡣ𐭩 This maybe my final masterpiece, unless something else provides that coupe de gras-

/ Omg that’s insane I’m so sorry 😭😭😭

𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ@dadbodmech.bsky.social · 10mo ago

♇ᡣ𐭩 THERE'S ROUGHLY, POSSIBLY 10 GUYS I HAVE TO ADD TO THIS MIND YOU

/ HOLY SHIT??? 😭😭😭😭

𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ@dadbodmech.bsky.social · 10mo ago

♇ᡣ𐭩 Ya'll, the way this edit uses two hours of footage, has a 6 minute song, and I STILL NEED TO CUT IT ALL TO BE UNDER THREE MINUTES FOR BLUESKY'S SATSIFACTION

Oh, uh, yeah. ( Quickly opting to adjust his wrist cuff instead. ) Just— just thinking.

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 10mo ago

it'd help me. not only mentally, but physically. these things are fuckin' heavy. and annoyin'. ( snorts. but. hm. ) you okay?

As long as you’re okay with that. ( Twiddling his thumbs all awkwardly for some reason. )

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 10mo ago

oooh, hun, don't worry about that! i sorta? accepted it awhile back. maybe one day i will be less ... protective? cautious? with other doctors to maybe get em lopped off, but for now? i'll deal.

I was a runt. The runts in my village are called hiccups. . . . My name’s Hiccup.

𝙍𝙄𝙋𝙅𝘼𝙒𝙕@jawzzoflife.bsky.social · 10mo ago

What's your name? Beanstalk??

No it’s actually pretty bad when that’s literally the whole point of your name . . . . .

𝙍𝙄𝙋𝙅𝘼𝙒𝙕@jawzzoflife.bsky.social · 10mo ago

being short isn't so bad i do it all the time

Please don’t I was already short once—

𝙍𝙄𝙋𝙅𝘼𝙒𝙕@jawzzoflife.bsky.social · 10mo ago

TALL PEOPLE SHOULD BE MADE SHORTER THROUGH FORCE

I had a growth spurt at 18 it’s not my fault. :(

I. ( Literally a tall lanky guy. ) What did I do? :(

/ HDHDHDHXJDJDJD I’m scared

𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍@hopeforthedamned.bsky.social · 10mo ago

//game on, viking twink.

/ Oh fuck HDHDHDHDH

𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍@hopeforthedamned.bsky.social · 10mo ago

//laughs because she's also from medieval sweden-

/ Okay so how do I tell LD some random Viking twink is one inch taller than her…….

𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍@hopeforthedamned.bsky.social · 10mo ago

< Is 6'0 by the way

Right, I guess that makes sense. I, uh— come from a time where surgery isn’t the greatest, so I can’t be much help.

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 10mo ago

is what it is. with my body and it’s unique composition, i just don’t trust a doctor to remove em.

Oh. I’m sorry to hear that. ( Glancing down at himself sadly. Not gonna comment on anything else. )

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 10mo ago

it’s a curse really. 🙂‍↕️

You do???

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 10mo ago

i have those!

Boybies? Manmories??? 🧍

/ I should not be laughing so hard at jokes about Jason’s man tits 😭😭

/ Pyro’s getting me closer to making Terry just so I can make ic digs at Joker…..

/ Tuffnut core.. HDHDHDHDH

𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗤𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗯𝗼𝘁.@wcrdplay.bsky.social · 10mo ago

What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks.

W-Well, uh, I’ll, uh— let myself be surprised then. ( Flustered fidgeting. )

𝐄ros 🏹@arrows-myth.bsky.social · 10mo ago

you can ask but i might lie a bit! 😉

/ Hic stop simping challenge….. 😔😔😔😔

Uhh, am I allowed to ask what kinda things—?

𝐄ros 🏹@arrows-myth.bsky.social · 10mo ago

if you worship me good enough ill bless you with wonderful things. 💗

( Internal screaming— ) U-Uh-huh. Yep.

𝐄ros 🏹@arrows-myth.bsky.social · 10mo ago

[ batting lashes, blowing a kiss 💋 ] of course!

( 😳 ) Uhhh, thanks??

𝐄ros 🏹@arrows-myth.bsky.social · 10mo ago

…. ❗️how lovely!! 💗 trying just for me, youre going to make me want to shoot you for myself! 🏹

/ Toxic having a LeFou moment… HDHDHDHDH

/ YEAH!! 🥺🥺 I love that too

⠀ 𝕰𝑫𝑮𝑬.⠀@flyingblade.bsky.social · 10mo ago

⚡KRACKO what I also noticed too is that her voice actor is Kenyan-Mexican, I can hear some of the African accent in her voice

I have better taste than a nudist, and I like someone who was obsessed with trying to k!ll me. 😅

/ EXACTLYYYYY you get it 🙏💖💖✨ best robot mom

⠀ 𝕰𝑫𝑮𝑬.⠀@flyingblade.bsky.social · 10mo ago

⚡KRACKO her development is absolutely beautiful, she’s so sweet and motherly by the time she warms up, you can hear it in her voice too It becomes real

/ ME TOOOO ME TOO

⠀ 𝕰𝑫𝑮𝑬.⠀@flyingblade.bsky.social · 10mo ago

⚡KRACKO I LOVE HER SM