[Opens 3 packs of Chaos Rising months ago and gets The Greninja] holy shit good set [stops buying for a bit, opens 50-whatever packs of Pitch Black and gets nothing but dogshit] wow uhh is this set just ass or [finds a single stray pack of chaos rising, gets The Other greninja] hm

Doing a big grinch smile watching ppl on my main be like "oh boy a green horse i cant wait to see him" while the ppl here that can tolerate me being annoying already got a handful of twink costco samples

New tamers mlp episode im gonna eat good as fuck when i get off this shift

LMFAOOO my brother is over and he walked past my room, opened my door curtain, and said "what the fuck is that sound" its my cat laying on my chest licking my arm hard as fuck. Its making a scraping sound loud enough to be heard OUTSIDE THE ROOM

Just looked at my cat and said "you are a funny cat" and she opened her creepy little mouth and myaa'd at me for like six straight seconds at max volume stfu

Mio liking all my new horse posts is especially validating like yessss i put in the right ingredients lets go thank you aunt bunthingy

Oh also hes tall as fuck hes 7ft tall, but i made sure to add that he has like Short energy. Spiritually Short

oh yeah also this. hes a rare pull

fellas i escaped my natural tones prison and made shorty Grean like Slyhme this is growth i think

whore

yeah dude nobody is fucking with this site jesus christ

I swear to god the spookiest comm inqs are the ones where the submitters socials are like DEATHLY bare — so bare that theyre hardly even following anyone — but the character is cute and the inq is written enthusiastically Im like primed to be instantly suspicious of literally everything so THIS

ocd is so stupid. ill readily admit to not having any ill will towards anyone, even towards ppl whove wronged me in rly grotesque ways, but at the same time i want like a handful of people to go away and never appear within a mile of me ever again, bc even HINTS of their existence will fuck me up

Sleeping is so clutch for OCD man i went to bed rattled bc i was forced to Bear Witness to the existence of a person i desperately try not to think about at the risk of falling into a well Woke up, ate 1 naan, and just kept thinking like holy fuck naan is so good i want everyone to live forever

i love that on FA you still have to navigate to someones page and manually unwatch them even after you fucking Block them good site

im so fucked man. Im broke, owe my psych $180, and have an appointment next week the day after my bday, which'll be $230. I gotta pay off the first thing or theyll cancel my appointment kms

my shop manager leaves notes for me bc we dont often cross paths

bro what the fuck do u mean spotify has dms hard cut to me getting a 'u good' msg from someone i shared a playlist with on twitter 5 years ago bc im listening to mount eerie

Fuckk my folks are doing that thing again where they ask what i want for my bday next week and then get all weird when i say "if you absolutely insist, money" bc its not a "real gift" HOW IS IT NOT IM DYING OUT HERE

i hate when someone follows me on a clearly brand new account and they just have one post that says 'hi' or whatever, no indication of who they are, and no media but like 30 mutuals are following them WHO ARE YOUUU PLEASE

me, in a relatively horrible financial position atm and only playing a tiny handful of games very rarely, none of which are this one: [in complete, staring-you-dead-in-the-eyes sincerity] this is a business purchase

i rly like the idea that people saw those '[professional] reacts to [media involving that profession]' videos on youtube, thought the titles were just them saying shit, and thats why i keep seeing videos like 'radiohead fan reacts to the amazing digital circus' now

Panicked after dropping a frame on my tablet, even though i have a screen protector on [bc the nick will still catch my pen while drawing], only to realize just how fucking lucky i was with where it hit holy shit

It sucks vine weevils are invasive pests i think theyre cute

Fucked up freaked up mind waking up and IMMEDIATELY deciding its time to eat like half a jar of bruschetta and like 20 mini toasts

Trying not to think about how ive been at this job 10 years and ive gotten a single 25¢ raise That everyone else got

Im finally finishing the miniref for that one donkey character im making but im second guessing the palette now im in hell lmfao My original idea was Finally introducing a brightly-colored char into my completely neutral lineup but i keep wanting to go back to neutrals i guess its just my thing

oh shit i turn 30 in 15 days i forgot that was happening