Bernie Banter
@berniebanter.bsky.social
Former music manager. Had a number one in Latvia. Would have had a number two as well but there was no toilet paper. LUFC. LCCC. SHRLFC.
Time’s up! Level boss defeated, next level achieved. I slipped a Lennon/McCartney past Bluesky. 🎉🎉🎉 It’s ’Hello Little Girl’ by The Fourmost. @pippisell.bsky.social @colg.bsky.social
Bernie Banter@berniebanter.bsky.social · 11h agoNo guesses? Have I finally achieved my ultimate ambition? I suspect not. @pinkladyapril.bsky.social @gwened02.bsky.social @pippisell.bsky.social @colg.bsky.social
No guesses? Have I finally achieved my ultimate ambition? I suspect not. @pinkladyapril.bsky.social @gwened02.bsky.social @pippisell.bsky.social @colg.bsky.social
Bernie Banter@berniebanter.bsky.social · 15h agoGood evening Bluesky, …I send you flowers but you don’t care, you never seem to see me standing there… UK: #8. US: N/A. 1963. Hit 1/6.
I just heard him called ‘Perp Fraudiola’ and I’ll never call him anything else now.
Good evening Bluesky, …I send you flowers but you don’t care, you never seem to see me standing there… UK: #8. US: N/A. 1963. Hit 1/6.
The Beatles wanted to be heard as though Ringo played in the stairwell, George in the bathroom and Paul & John phoning in the vocals, apparently.
Everyone mixes pretty well at the language school. Except the Xhosa students can be a bit cliquey…. #LunchPun
Doping as a player, Barca manager when they were charged with bribing officials…anyone else seeing what police might call a pattern of behaviour here?
Ben Jacobs@jacobsben.bsky.social · 19h ago🗣️ Pep Guardiola’s message after the verdict against #MCFC. “I am here; more than ever. I am, always have been, always will, be behind my club, my owner, my chairman, Ferran, the players, staff, Enzo and you, our unique supporters. Let me be clear: we will get through this together. I love you all.”
First the trans folk, then the disabled. Who’s next to be othered by the government the clever sensible mature adults elected?
Saul Staniforth@saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 2d agoGovt minister Josh MacAlister claims unemployed young people are paid with PIP to be out of work. Except PIP isn't an out of work benefit, plenty of people who receive PIP are in work & PIP enables them to do that. Josh knows this. What hes doing is whipping up anger towards disabled people.
It was Dick Lice and Izzy Oakeshitt fighting over who’s first against the wall if DeformUK ever win power.
Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · yesterdayA FlyDubai plane issued emergency signals while heading towards Tel Aviv and IDF jets were scrambled in response. The cause: the two FlyDubai pilots had a brawl.
Still in love with her Iranian fever dream, Abu Dhabi Debbie is going to be gutted to find out they were five white Brits robbing diesel. 🤣🤣🤣
A forgotten classic for September. 30/30. There have been many one hit wonders but Unit 4+2 are my personal faves, topping the uk charts in 1965 with this ripper. Great song, fabulous arrangement, fine performance. The song hit again in 1976 for Randy Edelman. youtube.com/watch?v=ggoA...
Unit Four Plus Two - Concrete and Clay
YouTube video by 60s70sVintageRock
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The question was ‘If you could only hang one candidate from the ballot paper, which would it be?’
So the ‘Iranian terrorist cell which arrived by small boat’ is, in fact, five Brits robbing diesel. Egg on face much, Nigel, Dicky Lice Rupert, Grimy, Izzy Oakeshitt and Danny Dummo? How about you, President Paedo and Marco Boobyo? Clown club. 🤡🤣🤣🤣
Had guesses but no correct ones. Come in @pinkladyapril.bsky.social @gwened02.bsky.social @pippisell.bsky.social @colg.bsky.social
Bernie Banter@berniebanter.bsky.social · 2d agoGood evening Bluesky, …You can see the little children all around, you can see the pretty ladies in their gowns… UK: #4. US: #22. 1965. Hit 9/30.
The Dunce apparently never heard of Wilson or Attlee.
Good evening Bluesky, …You can see the little children all around, you can see the pretty ladies in their gowns… UK: #4. US: #22. 1965. Hit 9/30.
Great speech from Burnham. But I’ve heard Labour leaders give great speeches before. Many times before.
1) The Third Man 2) A Clockwork Orange 3) The Wicker Man 4) Hard Days Night 5) The Servant
Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat would you say is the greatest British film of all-time? Gimme a Top 5. 5. Dead Man's Shoes 4. Brazil 3. A Clockwork Orange 2. Sexy Beast 1. Withnail and I
I thought removing my snail’s shell would make him faster but now he’s more sluggish.
A forgotten classic for September. 29/31. Dave Edmunds announced himself with this stunning take on Katchachurian in 1968. Peaking at #5 in the UK, he was soon gone to solo projects and even bigger hits. Enjoy. youtube.com/watch?v=Tqe8...
love sculpture _ sabre dance 1969
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Unfortunately for little Bobby Thicko, they’re all British. And I’m betting they’re all white, Christian and have lEgItImAtE cOnCeRnS.
No guesses? Paging @pinkladyapril.bsky.social @gwened02.bsky.social @pippisell.bsky.social @colg.bsky.social
Bernie Banter@berniebanter.bsky.social · 3d agoGood evening Bluesky, …I walk in shadows searching for light, cold and alone, no comfort in sight… UK: #8. US: #2. 1966. Also UK: #4. US: N/A. 1974. Same artiste. Hits 1 and 8 of 14.
Tonight’s scores. Mastermind. (GK only) 9/10/11/11 Only Connect. 22. University Challenge. 165.
Good evening Bluesky, …I walk in shadows searching for light, cold and alone, no comfort in sight… UK: #8. US: #2. 1966. Also UK: #4. US: N/A. 1974. Same artiste. Hits 1 and 8 of 14.
It’s spelt ‘Iranian Agents’ but it’s pronounced ‘Gang of Brits pirating heating oil or diesel.’
Just fuck off, Solomon and thank Christ I’ll never have to hear thick morons singing your sick shit chant again. #MOT 💙🤍💛
Guardian Sport@sport.theguardian.com · 3d agoIsrael captain stokes feud by saying ‘our country is 10 times better than Ireland’
