Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
@bertwooster.bsky.social
Bears, obscenities and breakdowns.
Goatwhore - Angels Hung from the Arches of Heaven (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
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CatFreak@catfreak.bsky.social · 11h ago#LookAndSee 497 #MusicChallenge #MusicSky This is just for fun! No rules. I will post a pic often for your music association… 🎧 #LookAndSee (Day 497) 🎶
"He's got a smile on his face" Trust me, lads, Cole's probably thinking about having a go on his tyre swing afterwards.
"Keep it tight early, lads. Nothing daft."
Cole Palmer wondering what's for tea in the huddle there.
"So now you've got the missile specs, how soon can you draft Mykolenko?"
Porno parody of a classic novel: Lady Chatterley's Uphill Gardener.
children of the corncob@bisk.sureis.sexy · yesterdayPorno parody of a classic novel: One flew over the cuckold's nest.
"Some would say it was soft..." Fucking hell, even I thought it was a penalty. Sky trying to generate controversy where none exists.
Van Dead's role now seems to be jogging back from the halfway line watching the play.
Another two who have banged Pat Lampard. The woman was insatiable.
Making excuses for the Dutch corpse again.
You might settled, but you'll never be "Dougie settled".
"What he called 'pure commitment'..." That's not a new phrase, Drury, you beaut.
Quite right...out of jail there, though. They've been shite.
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster@bertwooster.bsky.social · 2d agoHis sleeve will be offside...
Could be a rare double cracked badge special tomorrow.
Haaland looks like the biggest lad at Belsen with that haircut.
Having a car Having an inside bog (until I was 8) Viennetta Remote control telly Flying to Spain rather than going by coach
BUCKERS@deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 2d agoThings I thought were dead posh when I was a kid: 1. Having a loft 2. Capri-Suns 3. Chocolate Christmas Tree decorations 4. Bottles of spirits 5. Having a stepdad
Could see that was going in almost before he hit it.