Dude, you got yogurt mode unlocked? Lucky.

The full moon's a great time, that's when I enter my yogurt mode.

The full moon's no good, that's when I enter my alpha mode.

I'm glad I kept racking up the hours.

Oh, am I finally free? Sorry for being gone for like a free, I fell into this place called Nutritionland.

Me too, buddy, me too.

Hmm. That's gonna be a fun slow boil.

It's fine, it's just some looney tunes shit. He'll be fine.

(already hanging an anvil over Wodime's doorway.)

Let's just go do looney tunes later, Ophelia. Let's do something crazy.

Anyone wanna go looney tunes later.

Country wizards make due.

beryl gut.@berylguttings.bsky.social · 3w ago

Yeah, you're all just corn to Merlin. That's been established.

Yeah, you're all just corn to Merlin. That's been established.

// lol

Nobody has invited you to go in the first place, least of all me. I literally keep telling you it doesn't matter.

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 3w ago

[pinching his nose.] I can see a labyrinth beyond us and I'm not going in.

Does it matter if I do or don't?

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 3w ago

You don't know why, do you.

I'll never tell, and it'll never be relevant. I'll be gone one day, and that's that. It's not worth thinking about.

I think you've spent so much time among the people here that you're addicted to 'explanations.'

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 3w ago

So does that mean you're going to tell us how you're alive?

So we're the same.

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 3w ago

Naturally. Dying once makes it meaningless to fret over it again.

You know it's going to happen to you too eventually, right? But Heroic Spirits don't care about that impermanence.

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 3w ago

Unfortunate.

Sure, I know that. That doesn't scare me.

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 3w ago

One day they'll put you down like a dog.

Yeah, but I can also have humans.

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 3w ago

You can eat chicken.

Humans taste like chicken.

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 3w ago

What's the point of killing and eating anyone.

I don't see a point in eating and killing Canary. She gets my struggle and knows I'm fake and evil anyway.

I've perfect my craft to be every kind of beaten-down identity possible so I can always pull a red card, captain.

Don't claim mixed heritage to get out of this, man.

[calm, wise smile.] I believe all born in Britain harbor an unworldly hatred for life within them.

I'm not even white in the human sense, there's some weird fae shit in there. I'm like White Deluxe.

Captain is gonna say something like "all white people are born inherently evil." or something.