feeling extra hot today i washed my hair actually did some makeup for once put on some press ons and put on a hot little outfit

i can’t find my fucking sunscreen its so over

the Whole World is horny

i cant believe i just woke up 4:30am practically naked no blanket

i put doritos in my vanilla ice cream it was amazing

i’m still the best Postinger

another Spectacular jalapeños and onions roast beef sandwich

i found out that sometimes if you swear at the customer service AI it escalates your issue to a support ticket #lifehack

chat they made something in real life that i swear to god would be a shitpost i could have come up with almost a decade ago and i need people to mail me packs immediately as little gifts. do you know how badly i need 1993 Daphne on a trading card with her lil choker and flower skirt

i see you there don’t think i don’t see you

its already 11am on monday and i haven’t had a full cry yet what does this mean

Sonic The HedgeHog is In MY Bathroom

i just got my name changed in the university system so i'm just thinking about college... an alternate universe where i show up on day one and i'm CW... very sad but its ok maybe they wouldn't have even accepted me into the music school. probably not

scooby doo Bombed My House Again

imagine Skyler supporting Walter through her transition

i’ve been having these weird thoughts lately… like is any of this for real, or not?

i’m back to playing Kingdom Hearts

honda or toyota?

normalize going to work, pooping, and then leaving

i’m going to stop trying to be funny from now on

i just binged the entire amazing digital circus and sobbed for like an hour

i’m so fucking fat and full of chicken

The Amazing Digital Cock Ring

greasy Skeleton trans woman Invades evil chicken shoppe

i've been in my underwear all day but i made 4 resumes and applied for 7 jobs

Spine Bone