Girl who is going to be okay. [Didn't forget my coffee on the counter today]
Dear Reader, Do I use Carly Rae skipping Seattle on her next tour as an opportunity to fly someplace random to see her, OR just be mad and gay about it
Drunk n' horny in the crowd. [ @pupatlas.bsky.social transformed into the King of the Underworld battling serpent sorcerers]
Cocktober, Jocktober, Locktober, Socktober. Long ago, the 4 nations lived in harmony, but all that changed when Locktober attacked...
Gonna turn warmonger on this account and really stoke the flames of resentment between Jocktober and Locktober factions. Like my feed is a good mix, but there could be more 👀👀👀
Photo from this weekend that seems appropriate for hump day.
Sometimes you gotta turn into the witch queen of sins and teach the children a lesson.
Dear Reader, Found this cleaning out a costume/dance party box. Zero idea how I got it. I'm already too big despite it being a large. To a good home for cookies.
Dear Reader, Went to open this and @pupbolt.bsky.social quips "Okay Sarah Palin." SOME ONE COME PICK UP THIS TIGER AND HIS DATED REFERENCES...
WfH jockstraps and tea! Somehow aggravated my low back again. Maybe I built *too much* thrusting power.
Dear Reader, I don't know if it's the Internet brain rot or I'm just very tired, but I've read Autism instead of Autumn 3 times now. I mean like "How did that headline get approved," level of incomprehension.
Iced coffee at the interview discourse iced coffee in the interview iced discourse coffee at the interview discourse yall will fall for anything. The treasury just hit 5% there arent going to be ANY job interviews soon
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ https://theonion.com/american-medical-association-huge-biceps-are-only-thing-that-matters/
Scene: *I'm grabbing a lemon blueberry scone from the breakroom* HR Director "I'm surprised you're eating that." Me "What?" HR "You're just so healthy." *Mentally reviews substances that recently went into my body." Me "Sure."
Dear Reader, The licensing assistant is perturbed that the benefits manager and [HR] director are talking about smut books they read. Do I tell her I own a shirt that says "Lift Heavy, Read Smut," and my current audio book is an MMF romance set in DC's most prestigious kink club?
Hey Folks, 6 hours of Tigerbeatz, I will be bringing all the Tiger and ALL the beatz! I can't wait to see all your costumes! Witch, in a harness... Werewolf, in a harness... bella Lugosi's ghost, in a harness... Frank-n-furter. Let's go! Massive, Seattle, Saturday Oct. 10th 9pm-late
Me trying to start Monday off on the right foot: "...and I saw Practical Magic 2 last week. I really enjoyed it." Licensing assistant - "What is Practical Magic?" Me - 💀💀💀 the kids are not alright as they say.
Didn't find a TV stand that worked so settled on this full length mirror for the master.
I watched season 2 of JJK and here is my viewing experience in thread of only gifs (in order):
Gay Gay Gay The Hot Chick
ALT: Gay Gay Gay The Hot Chick
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New Boss - How was your holiday weekend? *All the boys I kissed and butts I touched flash through my mind* Inner monologue - That was a good amount of boys. Me - Bought a couch.
Nestled in my tangled tiger den, serving you piano and bass on a golden high hat.
Dedicated work from home Fridays means the return of tea n' jockstraps!
In the little more than two weeks at this new job, the office has been sent two boxes of Crumbl Cookies and three boxes of donuts. They also have dedicated refrigerator space for snack cheeses. I must scheme to stay here forever.