shh it's nap time

I love blocking out my work calendar with events that just say "no meetings please" and not explaining why I decline invites 💌

micro-horror: you reach for your phone, only to realize your audiobook has been playing silently this whole time.

a couple things that are really nice about limiting my social media to a couple days a week: - scrolling is less tempting when I DO get to it - not having access during work means my work… goes quicker. (surprise surprise) - the fomo persist, but lessens

am I in love with all my piercings and tattoos? yes. do I regret that they render me unable to convincingly commit to a time traveler from the past bit? also yes.

all of Rose's outfits in Titanic are on my dream project sewing list

I have way more time with my cats' veterinarian than I do my primary care doctor.

I know it's not my social media day but I just got this vintage cardigan and I'm about to make it my whole personality

When I said we were going analog this year, I meant it. Trying to compartmentalize work stress and build in time for resting and creativity.

ok hypermobile friends… how are we making knitting and crochet less painful

good day friends. it is the first of the year, so my new personal rules are in place: social media comments/DMs and emails will be addressed tuesdays, thursdays, and saturdays. we are unplugging this year. love you.

if they've never called the landline to leave a reminder for themselves on their answering machine, they're too young for you

okay librarians I have a genuine question: how many pages of a given reference text is a patron allowed to photocopy?

my mom literally bought extra copies of my book and turned grandma's memorial service into an impromptu book signing I think I need to hire her as my event coordinator

I'll take "books that destroy me every time I read them" for $500, Alex

no because 2026 *really is* the year I'm gonna get my shit together

I just realized my two favorite books are in the same ultra specific genre: religious scholars in space with aliens anyone have recs for that?

sometimes I think I'm not actually autistic because I haven't had a proper meltdown in forever and then I go to an airport

do you ever have to take a minute to lay on the floor in a quiet room during a gathering or are you normal

thinkin about princess diana again

finished my second project!! an open shell pattern scarf!

what do you mean marketing my book works? what do you mean people can't buy it unless they know about? what do you MEAN

whoever made the decision to cut Daniel Craig's pants like that in the new knives out movie deserves a kiss on the mouth

okay THIS is the planner that will fix me, I just know it.

played yarn chicken and lost 😞

Hi by the way???? NEW DIVINITY GAME??????????

hi author friends, my job sent me an Amazon gift card for Christmas. I’d like to spend it only on books! please drop your Amazon link so I can buy 💜

the baby you started 2025 with vs the baby you're ending 2025 with 💜

do you like coming of age stories where the main character is actually in her 30s? are you a late-diagnosed autistic adult learning to unmask? do you like spells that use the word "fuck" as an incantation? buddy have i got a book for you

no matter how nervous I may be for tomorrow to come, at least I don't have a math test to worry about