Bea
@bethebea.bsky.social
Gamer. Cop-hater. Monogamous whore. Pronouns are she/her (blue hair pending)
My cat is at war with the house centipedes in our apartment and I wish he’d stop eating the fallen
Not to brag or anything but I made a really good ramen egg one time
I went in my apartment after they flea bombed it and my throat feels swollen, is that good?
They can have my dick when they pry it from my cold, dead hands
Undercaffeinated Eel@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social · 2w agoSo...they only released her because she'd had bottom surgery... That's...yeah, that's kinda fucked up.
I had a dream last night that Markiplier’s real name was John. I overheard his mom call him John and I was dying to know how he went from John to Markiplier but I didn’t want to bother him by asking lol
My cat has been litter trained his entire life but some nights he decides he’s in the mood for 🔥SHIT ANARCHY🔥 leaves a fat turd in the middle of the hallway that I invariably find by touch rather than sight the following morning
Logically I know that sharks are peaceful and misunderstood but the kind of money you’d need to convince me to swim with them would put small countries in debt
Anybody who’s worked/volunteered at an animal shelter didn’t blink at the first line. I’ve changed litter boxes for Robert Meowny Jr., Dollar General, and AK-47 so Febreeze isn’t a stretch
Biggest mistake the 7 Days to Die devs made was getting rid of the blunderbuss. It was fucking ridiculous but also a great bridge between your first crafted bow and your first actual firearm.
A couple that checked out at my register were so shitty that a customer at a different register told me she was sorry I had to deal with them
This is such a bad time to get super into analog horror because AI is so much harder to recognize in that glitchy, distorted art style than it is when it’s trying to emulate typical 2D art or photographs/film.
I’ve been thus far blocked from starting hormones but if I’m lucky, I’ll be able to start this fall!
Hank Green claiming he’s addicted to AI has the same energy as an adulterous husband claiming he’s a sex addict
Signing your social media posts should be enough to get you impeached lol
These boots were half a size too small and I’m so shook. Can a baddie just get boots that fit at a reasonable price PLEASE
Just had a scare- thought I found a kissing bug in the house but it was some kind of assassin bug. I haven’t seen anything like that since I was a kid and I would have marveled at it longer had there not been concerns of parasitism.
Currently sitting on my couch hoping that my cat will stay chill for another ten minutes instead of beginning his morning ritual of screaming and knocking shit over.
My love is starting on a fanart journey ❤️
cynderswrath.bsky.social@cynderswrath.bsky.social · 6mo agoMy first share on here. Cynder, terror of the skies, and all of the elements she weilds in game 3 Poison, fear, wind, and shadow #fanart #thelegendofspyro #cynder #cynderthedragon #dragon #art #drawing #sketching #sketchbook #darkelements #spyro #spyrothedragon #cynderfanart
Been thinking about getting back into art. My interest in it ebbs and flows but I’ve been feeling it the past couple days and I should take advantage of it before the wave passes. Idk what art I’ve posted but I may as well drop a few here. Might be cringe but fuck it
Not that anyone was wondering anyway but my Bsky handle is a reference to Bioshock Infinite
Why are people so mad that you can’t kill shit in Subnautica 2? Since when has killing ever been the point of Subnautica?
Our usual spot was blocked by a whole-ass tree so we had to relocate. It took a lot of pathfinding through a lot of thorns but we wound up here and I think it was quite beautiful.
Bro was freaking tf out yesterday. He’s food-obsessed just like mama lol
