ancient cuneiform clay tablet: I AM GOING TO DRIVE MY HAMMER CHARIOT INTO THE CEO OF EA-NASIR
beth (evil)
@bethposting.bsky.social
Big fan of shitposting, linguistics, and birds. Gay and trans of gender. I cohost the podcast Shitpost Mortem
I think that one video game auteur is really overrated. Yeah you know. The guy who runs his own studio and makes big budget games that mostly just rip off American movies and TV shows he likes. Cop procedurals, weird sci fi shit, and so on. Liking Twin Peaks can't be your whole personality, dude
deergirl who's really into ham radio and has antenna antlers
i kind of miss when internet discourse was more like "is a hot dog a ravioli" and less like "if you watch porn you're a pedophile"
it turns out chickens are really great at jumping and love to eat bugs. some kind of frog?
on the Berkeley campus one time there were naked women in cages and it legit took me a while to figure out if it was the kink club or the vegans
I tend to get irritated when people say things like "I'm doing such a good job managing my condition without any medication" because while that's obviously a decision you make for yourself and that's fine, I feel that the framing carries an implication that people who DO take pills are weak
took me a while to figure out that that was the plural of "doe" because "does" is such a common word
magic🔄science@magicscience.info · 6d agodoes only
what if a deer couldn't be an astronaut. antlers won't fit in the helmet
and you say he's just a friend despite the fact that he is obviously grilled
RFK Jr has hated the Thalmor. Ever since they banned tallows worship
if you had to guess "Stereotypical Transfem Names" Family Feud style, what would you say?
why does pomni tadc constantly look like she has to piss herself
btw it's a podcast about Weezer now just so everyone knows
Lexi Darling@lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 3w agoyayyy :3 i had a lot of fun!!!
we had @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social on the pod! Episode will be out in a couple days
new type of bottom surgery where they give you a thinkpad nub
now wondering what the earliest computer color standard is that could render all of the common pride flags. orange in the rainbow flag might be an issue with CGA but dithering yellow and red would probably work. trans and bi flags would work pretty well as is, and the nonbinary flag if you dithered
Alice Averlong 🏳️⚧️@alice.averlong.com · 3w agoIt's International Non-Binary People's Day! Celebrated here, on my Pentium with VGAPride.
oh fuck I'm about to finnish! i yell as she boballs on my pesis en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pes%C3%...
Pesäpallo - Wikipedia
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we got some baby chickens and it's unbelievable how cute they are