im campaigning for Messiest Liar at the gaggys this year
Betty Theft 🏴☠️
@bettytheft.bsky.social
chicago drag supervillain + slightly radioactive 🎱🪐🦂 gaggy-award-winning Best Lipsyncer 2024 💋
tip: unguarded granaries are frequently ravaged by vermin
lets go to cheesecake factory and spend seven thousand dollars
ginger minj liargate was maybe one of the best weeks of my life
i thought this haircut would get better as it grew out but it looks worse and worse with each passing day 😃
the hold music at michael’s is like spanish flamenco guitar and whoever’s playing it is going offffff omg
is it rude to tell someone who sent you nudes that they need to get that mole checked out ASAP
to be shot while downplaying gun violence at an open carry event underneath a sign saying “PROVE ME WRONG” is just cosmic levels of irony
what if i got really into bunraku puppetry? and had a bunch of black-clad grad students jim henson-ing a 3ft porcelain doll in all of my numbers
you haven’t known drudgery until you’ve tried to hand-wash a whisk
i do think frank ocean’s Super Rich Kids is the best cultural analysis of the 2008 financial crisis
i keep seeing pictures of myki meeks and going “who the hell is that”
just saw someone on the apps say they were into “mild pnp” ?? wtf is “mild” about smoking meth lmfao
u don’t need to defend someone just bc theyre ur friend… its perfectly acceptable to be like “that’s my sister and she’s dead wrong”
wait a minute… if travel is searching… and home what’s been found… who’s flying this plane???
love to put my black phone in its black case facedown on a matte black surface and then lose my mind for an hour
something something something HOUSE TOUR something something something something something THIRD FLOOR
CIRCUS DAYYYYYY Don’t forget to come vote for ur fave 😇😘 And I’m bringing back the out of breathe questions ! What do you want to ask our cast? ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
had the chance to see a dress rehearsal of Clue yesterday and these divas are turning it!! i laughed my little keister off + gagged on the choreo, grab your ticket if you haven’t yet ~
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cant wait to be back on my bullshit at the circus tonight omg