Beverly "Hotbod" Bunny
@beverlybunny.bsky.social
Cute AF rabbit with an attitude. I'm here to talk shit and get lit. If that's your bag, stick around and find out why I'm so awesome.
It's not easy being this cute, but somehow I manage.
I don't normally go for nerdy superhero stuff, but naturally I'm intrigued by this. Hollywood needs to cast me in a film version of this IMMEDIATELY!
Felix Lynxer@felixlynxer.bsky.social · 9mo agoHave you heard about Thunder Bunny? A pink rabbit superhero from a doomed planet, he locked his powers and essence inside a magic box, only to be found years later by a human boy. Now, whenever he thinks on him and claps his hands, he transforms into the pink-furred superhero, Thunder Bunny!
You have no idea how hard it is being horny all the time!!!
Cold as a witch's tit outside, so Ferdy and I are snuggling together for warmth. Ugh. He just whispered to me that he wants me to make it clear that's ALL we're doing lest someone gets the wrong idea. Whatever...
Flashing those benjamins like it ain't no thaaang...
It's International Rabbit Day, and I haven't gotten ONE SINGLE GIFT yet! What the hell?
Discontinued?!?! Who discontinued my drink?!
Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 3y agoBeverly (1969-2009): An intensely bitter before-dinner drink from Coca-Cola, it was made with grapefruit rind. Primarily sold in Italy, it developed a cult following in the U.S. Can still be found on tap at the Coca-Cola museums and EPCOT in Disney World.
The humans took me to some weird horror convention this past weekend. Not wanting to be part of the weirdness, I stayed behind and relaxed in the swank hotel room! Jealous? You should be!
What the hell is this? I wanted to be the villain!!!
