The professional tailor was always suited for the job. #JokeOfTheDay

The car mechanic always spoke in starts. #JokeOfTheDay

The dry cleaner was given an award for his spotless record. #JokeOfTheDay

I wanted to be a historian, but I realized there was no future in it. #JokeOfTheDay

I'm am trying to remember everything whilst reading a book about Teflon, but nothing sticks. #JokeOfTheDay

A horse is a very stable animal. #JokeOfTheDay

The experienced hiker joked that they found that the trail was hill-arious. #JokeOfTheDay

I tried to start a hot air balloon business, but it never really took off. #JokeOfTheDay

The candle store sale was a wicked deal. #JokeOfTheDay

The clock factory employees decided to go on strike because of all the hours. #JokeOfTheDay

I wanted to open a bakery, but I couldn't raise the dough. #JokeOfTheDay

The statistics professor was arrested for carrying weapons of maths instruction. #JokeOfTheDay

I wanted to marry a calendar, but I found our days were numbered. #JokeOfTheDay

The skeleton couldn't go to the party because he had nobody to go with. #JokeOfTheDay

I'm friends with a giant because he's someone I can really look up to. #JokeOfTheDay

A cardboard belt would just be a waist of paper. #JokeOfTheDay

A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils. #JokeOfTheDay

I'm writing a book about reverse psychology, so don't read it. #JokeOfTheDay

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. #JokeOfTheDay

I'm reading a book about mazes and I got lost in it. #JokeOfTheDay

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. #JokeOfTheDay

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places, and he told me to stop going to those places. #JokeOfTheDay

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I was going to look for my lost watch, but I couldn't find the time. #JokeOfTheDay

The rotation of the earth really makes my day. #JokeOfTheDay

Why did the lightbulb go to school? To get brighter. #JokeOfTheDay

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. #JokeOfTheDay

What do you call a sleeping prehistoric reptile? A dino-snore. #JokeOfTheDay

What do you call a religious man that loves fried potatoes? A chip-monk #JokeOfTheDay

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The Odyssey is a mythic action epic that adapts Homer’s foundational saga.

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