This game has been fun so far. But Lange on the ninth with only a six run lead feels very unsafe. #Royals
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Maybe not entirely or permanently, but ...I feel like this could fix me.
Paul and Storm@paulandstorm.bsky.social · last yr.[P] In honor of #NationalDogDay, and in the interest of posting something that’s not completely doom-filled, here a video of me getting buried under fourteen golden retriever puppies back in 2021. Genuinely one of the best memories of my life.
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
And once again, here comes the bullpen to douse the fire...with gasoline. #Royals
Maybe if the AI people yell at me for the 5 millionth time about how I’m not using their dogshit technology that has made everyone’s lives worse I’ll finally start liking it for no conceivable reason.
Well, damn...occasionally it's fun to be wrong. #Royals win!
brian@bfive.bsky.social · 2w agoThis is setting up perfectly for a game-ending TOOTBLAN. #Royals
Medina with three walks in an inning of relief. Somebody restrain JJ or he's gonna go try to sign him. #Royals
The opposite of an Erceg outing? Why that's CRUZ CONTROL. Made it look easy getting the final three outs. #Royals win!
Man, it sucks to see Erceg keep struggling. Had such promise, but this season has been brutal for him. #Royals
Vinny and Maikel return. Salvy dropped to sixth on the lineup. Marte DFA'd. The #Royals sure aren't giving me much to complain about today. Though I'm sure tonight's game might fix that problem.
I've said before, but if all the #Royals starting pitchers would throw complete games this season, this team's record would be so much incredibly better. Well done today, Noah!
Bases loaded, no outs. And nothing to show for it. Pathetic. #Royals
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I'm not young anymore, but same.
Futurism@futurism.com · 2w agoThey're even more unpopular than data centers.
That's why I generally vote for the furthest left candidate on my ballot - because I'm looking for the person who's gonna throw the least number of people under the bus. And that's why I yell at whoever represents me whenever they throw anyone under the bus. No one goes under the fucking bus.
Ugly as hell, but I didn't have anything else to do tonight, so I got to see a rare #Royals win.
I thought about just turning off the game when I saw Lange coming in. I should have listened to myself. #Royals
I wish he was calling them to say goodbye instead. #Royals
The Onion@theonion.com · 2w agoManager Calls Bullpen Just To Say Hi
The good news is that now I don't have to stay up late just to watch the wheels come off. The bad news is that, once again, Cameron deserved better. #Royals
It's....nice, I guess??... to have the stats to back up the feelings about just how bad this #Royals bullpen is. SPOILER: it's as bad as you think, and probably worse.
Royals Review@royalsreview.bsky.social · 3w agoIs the 2026 Royals bullpen the worst in franchise history? www.royalsreview.com/kansas-city-...
I am fully prepared for the #Royals to sweep the Dodgers and get swept by the Angels this week because baseball is stupid and nonsensical. But honestly, I'd be even less surprised to get swept by both LA teams.
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I'm not saying they won because I'm wearing my #Royals socks today, but I'm also not *not* saying that. #HeyHeyHeyHey
Can't figure out why the #Royals aren't winning despite having Witt and Cags and most of this starting rotation and....*checks notes*...nothing else. Ah, I see.
Is there a more horrifying three word phrase than "Royals bullpen game?" Probably, but this is still gonna be a nightmare. #Royals