Brandon Kennedy
@bicycleidiot.bsky.social
Writer, Reader, Father of 3 | Twin Cities, MN | Fuck Cancer https://gofund.me/5ec2c234f
Meet Minneapolis is looking to commission a local artist or designer to create an illustrated cycling map of Minneapolis! I'm hoping to see some unique visual languages and cartographic ideas come out of this. More details: minneapolis-2021.s3.amazonaws.com/images/Cycli...
Beverages. We’ve got a world of options at every convenience store, grocery store, and restaurant. Alcohol, non-alcohol, THC, functional, sugar-free soft drinks, wacky flavors coming out our ears. I’m sorry, but we have like 20 kinds of milk now! Hydration is exponentially better than 1986.
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · yesterdayFood, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
Went outside to visit with the neighbors. One guy had both Minnesota state flags displayed in his garage. This is some problematic shit. You gotta pick a side.
The thing about using slop flyers for advertising is that there’s no way to visually differentiate between a lemonade stand, a BBQ joint, a car wash, and a laundromat. They all look exactly the same and from a branding perspective that’s bad, actually
“Officers blocked off roadways and sidewalks to alert people of the safety hazard.” Thank you officers for protecting Duluth from the big bubbles.
Duluth's Canal Park fountain turns into giant bubble bath after soap prank — Bring Me the News
Duluth police are investigating after someone allegedly poured soap into the Fountain of the Wind Friday night.
apple.news
According to this article, cookie dough ice cream was invented by Ben & Jerry’s in 1984, the year after I was born. I can’t imagine a world without cookie dough.
This Is the No. 1 Ice Cream Brand in America, According to a New Report — FOOD & WINE
New search data highlights the ice cream brands and flavors Americans are seeking out the most.
apple.news
the season is changing, brewers everywhere are flipping the calendar from flavored lager to festbier
Tom Pohlad and the Twins were active at the trade deadline, making several moves to improve their bullpen for a playoff push. They may be good enough for a first-round exit.
Sex is great but have you ever scored six unanswered runs on the road?
Bobby Nightengale@nightengalejr.bsky.social · 3d agoMy goodness. Luke Keaschall with a tying solo homer in the 9th off Andrés Muñoz. Twins were down 6-0 entering the 8th inning. Tie game.
I stepped outside for my morning cannabis and took two bee stings to the head. Don’t know where the angry bugger came from or what he has against my brain cage. I planted pollinators for you, Pal!
The Twins traded Larnach to Houston. Houston said Stop, we don’t want him. This leaves Larnach trapped in baseball purgatory, forced to play without a team until he’s cleansed of all remaining impurities. Catholicism is weird, I don’t make the rules. apple.news/A5-iBXcuUQ4e...
Astros owner blocks trade that would have sent the Twins’ Trevor Larnach to Houston — The Minnesota Star Tribune
The left fielder, who is having the best season of his career, has been subject to trade rumors since the offseason and was rumored to be part of a deal for reliever Bryan Abreu.
apple.news
becoming a parent has turned out to be a great excuse to learn the entire alphabet. sometimes he’ll ask me what a letter is and i’m like well shit, bubba. let’s find out together
I typically disagree with everything Greater Minnesota columnist Karen Tolkkinen writes, but this column about prairie restoration has the goods. apple.news/AbIU_-51QRe-...
Tolkkinen: Around greater Minnesota, landowners are returning farmland to prairie — The Minnesota Star Tribune
They’re showing us all what land stewardship looks like.
apple.news
The number one cheese in America is a Vermont Winnimere that gets wrapped in tree bark and thrown in a dark cave for two months. apple.news/AbnNtW2fVRXK...
Spotted a grown-ass man smoking a cigarette in the middle of a playground filled with children. Thought I was back home watching Mad Men.
Born and raised Minnesotan here. Fuck Trump. Fuck Trump. Fuck Trump. Fuck Trump. Fuck Trump. Fuck Trump. Fuck Trump. Fuck Trump. And Fuck Trump again. And I mean that sincerely from the bottom of my tater tot casserole.
Marty Cordova fell asleep in a tanning bed and burned his face. He missed games when a doctor told him to stay out of sunlight for a few days in order to not make it worse.
Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · 6d agoLet's remember some Baseball Injuries! I'll go first: Glenallen Hill having a nightmare about spiders that was so bad he fell out of bed and through a glass table
Rickey Henderson left an ice pack on his foot took long and got frostbite. Missed 3 games. lol.
Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · 6d agoLet's remember some Baseball Injuries! I'll go first: Glenallen Hill having a nightmare about spiders that was so bad he fell out of bed and through a glass table
It’s true. Carl Pavano suffered a nearly fatal injury to his spleen while shoveling snow.
Amanda Mull@amandamull.bsky.social · 6d agoMLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury
