So, Kramsom accepted me to be his evil henchman!! The boss is so cool!! Tho since I'm a weird toony spotted dork, he's now geting into trobles that now leaves him in pieces :P @big-oaf.bsky.social Hopefully you don't mind and I get a raise, boss :D
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sloppy doodles but I have to address that while im not directly into it...I think eating guys is cute just for the sake of being a big monster guy and getting to threaten guys with it
the AF attacks ive gotten have made me feel so smitten UGH ❤️
im gonna gush a little but now often being the biggest/heaviest guy in the room gives me a euphoria that tickles my ape brain so damn much... im still on my gainers journey but being able to definitively define myself as "real big" or "real fat" makes me REAL happy 🥰
yknow what today and new years are probably the only days you'd get dizzied and see fireworks anyways so maybe this is good for him
big palooka 🔞@big-oaf.bsky.social · last mo.happy july day that is also the 4th not at my computer to draw this but imagine sidney is holding a beer and strapping a firework rocket to his undies (he got peer pressured by...you guessed it...a cute guy)
happy july day that is also the 4th not at my computer to draw this but imagine sidney is holding a beer and strapping a firework rocket to his undies (he got peer pressured by...you guessed it...a cute guy)
you idiot STOP DOING YOUR IDLE ANIMATION...you keep taking -1 hp
and thats sometimes too hard so I go into next best thing mode AKA im gonna do 3D models in my little shitty program
big palooka 🔞@big-oaf.bsky.social · last mo.sometime in the next 10 years im GONNA get a fursuit somehow and I wanna make it as marry-able as every other one I see. I need that euphoria BAD
my brain while scrolling so much is going "can I marry your fursuit"
Seeing mini angelic versions of yourself or the toon that clobbered you is HAWT This has been another post by your local dizzy freak raccoon :3
Oh I SO badly wanna draw sidney in this...my little guy-crazy loser
collects cute toon guys' phone numbers just to bother em all day
the dog from the forgotten island trailers is proving incredibly true for what i criticize furries for the most youre allowed to like him youre not allowed to "change" him or make excuses for him or act delusional because you Like him
I know it might not look that way with pie on his face and him looking all dazed but this is exactly who I project into when I find a toon guy super hot I just wanna trap him and talk about gobbling him down but also flirting with him and taking him out to dinner (where I continue plotting on him)
big palooka 🔞@big-oaf.bsky.social · last mo.leaving him with yall make sure he falls in the dunk tank
leaving him with yall make sure he falls in the dunk tank
sidney is the part of me that wants to be an attention seeking little drama queen like I'll fly in just undies and hang myself up for hours or "accidentally" crash somewhere so people look at me This toon is a HAZARD irl but could do well in a circus lol
big palooka 🔞@big-oaf.bsky.social · 2mo agodumbass why are you flying wearing that
I'll always be kramson but sometimes I like being my plane guy cuz trying to act intimidating will have opposite effects being smaller than everyone and being the biggest clumsiest dork in the world and everyone can only focus on the big red shnozz on my face
see like this fatass barely fits in undies and yall want me to give him PANTS
big palooka 🔞@big-oaf.bsky.social · 2mo agoalright SKIP the pants, JUST undies (for nighty-night time of course, NOT to look like an embarrassing dork)
SORRY dms were open to only people I followed this whole time lol, anyone can send one now
big palooka 🔞@big-oaf.bsky.social · 9mo agoGRAHHH This is my account where I can be WEIRD the stuff I post on here is the stuff I like, PLEEEEASE feel free to send me/dm me stuff like this AND I love interactions so please send gay replies I CAN AND WILL DO ART TRADES/COMMS RELATING TO THE STUFF HERE I LIKE (IF I DO DEPENDS ON HOW I FEEL)
alright SKIP the pants, JUST undies (for nighty-night time of course, NOT to look like an embarrassing dork)
big palooka 🔞@big-oaf.bsky.social · 2mo agodilemma: I wanted to give this guy pants because it implies he wears undies and I KNOW he'd have the most brightly colored patterned undies ever But also I think characters with no pants is hot
