Commission for Archie Otter and their friend Vulan :)
Big Bad Gooner Daddy
@bigbadgoonerdaddy.bsky.social
Professional Bad Influence here to push your buttons. Married gay bear into abdl, incest, ageplay, cucks, pupplay, bdsm, briefs, daddykink, furry, power exchange, spanking. Switch/vers Sex and body positive BIPOC/Trans Lives Matter
Kinda amazing that cum is made on demand; your body has all the ingredients, it mixes them together and immediately serves it up when the order comes in. This means every guy is like a farm-to-table chef making unique dishes with locally sourced ingredients. Put it on your resume under job history
[Piss ] This is fucking cool isn't it bro? But don't you dare send the photos to anyone else... 🤨
I love the scent of cock so much. Even my own. I'll coat my fingers in my own cock scent and hold them to my nose while I masturbate. I do cum faster every time.
I was at my parents house and saw they still had a stuffed animal I ripped a hole in and fucked when I was younger and all I could think was "that thing shouldn't be here" haha
Remember boys, your Father can provide consent on your behalf.
Happy International Consensual Spanking Day
Not showing anything but also definitely not wearing pants 😜
Spanking your Dad for not letting your friends fuck him
Check this list and make sure you aren't using it to block anyone. The admin has confirmed they have no problem with having a ton of ABDLs and Furries on the account. Apparently even if you are in the group, saying anything critical counts for this list. bsky.app/profile/did:...
This is what happens when you tease your Dad. Peeks of your ass, adjusting your semi, walking naked from the shower to your room...you're driving him crazy, son. Just give it to him!
Dad’s gonna fucking cum. #fcf
a cursed fleshlight that is irresistible on sight; it learns the user's fetishes, kinks, and attractions and then uploads the full library to the next user on insertion before repeating the process. Every user gets a sexuality update merging their current with those of every previous user. Try it.
Madturnip Randy
Alt: I don't know what this is but I searched gifs for 'fleshlight' and this was on the first page. It's remarkably on-brand, so we're going with it. Please don't questions my choices. A gif of a muscle bear outside a mobile home working out shirtless with a contraption that looks like a swim glider that you fuck slowly. If you can't see it, you're missing out on the faces he is making; a real treat here. The image has the low quality of a vhs or early internet camera recording, and the large, gaudy watch the man chose to wear while working out suggest this is circa 1990 or after. Have you ever noticed that you can only put 250 characters in a post, but the image alt-text can hold 2000? Seems like an invitation for creativity. It had been 27 hours and Brad couldn't hold back his urges any longer; he had to fuck that goddam spaceship whore again. "the first time was an accident" he told himself. "I'm not like that. It did something to me. *I* was the one violated here!". His words echoed hollow in the derelict mobile home, their final bounces off the faded wallpaper leading his mind right back to the source of his outburst: that fucking spaceship pussy. Like the telltale heart it called to him, the terrible languid hottness of velvety spaceship metal gripping his space invader, holding is invading forces back until the moment of triumph. The spaceship made sexual spaceship noises like the saucy slut he knew it to be as the man grunted like a monkey climbing a tree that has no bananas in it. "Resistance is futile you dumb cunt, now get knocked up with my earthling sperm!" the man groaned, his final thrust eliciting sounds of tearing metal as his semen began to splash out around his rigid length of spaceship-impregnating hardness. As he collapsed next to his new lover catching his breath, his heart filled with joy and he was unable to stop himself from gushing "I love you, let's get married tonight! don't say anything, I know you struggle to express your love for me bu
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Aiming your son's cock so he pisses in his own mouth and then telling him he is a good boy when he swallows without being told
Hey Son, come sit next to your old man. I was just about to watch some home movies.
CW: Unsexy post Update: turns out the apartments next door and above our place are being both resurfaced and repainted, and the prop mgmt didn't think anyone needed to know. This explains the breathing issues, chest pain, and hypertension last night. The back pain is from the shitty couch.
CW: unsexy post Went to the ER with at 1am last night with chest pressure, back pain, and some light difficulty getting a full breath. After literally 8 hours of testing blood, xrays, etc, they tell me it's not my heart and I'm fine. I didn't sleep at all so took the day off to rest. 😪
Your mom said to stay away from your Uncle, but you just can't stop thinking about that time he jokingly called you a "good piggy", which makes your cock hard and your imagination run wild with thoughts of him owning you, controlling you, smelling his body, and worshipping him as your god.
That’s who I am
Anyone trying to lose weight should be paired up with a gainer pig.
CW: unsexy post Went to the ER with at 1am last night with chest pressure, back pain, and some light difficulty getting a full breath. After literally 8 hours of testing blood, xrays, etc, they tell me it's not my heart and I'm fine. I didn't sleep at all so took the day off to rest. 😪
CW: IRL @underwearorc.bsky.social gifted me some briefs happy underwear day
Some may think it's too early to be up throwing ass. I say it's never too early on a Wednesday. #HumpDay
I went to bed fully snuggled up in sheets and woke up ass out 😅
Bored and tired but also way too busy at work today. Daddy needs a massage and then a good suck n fuck before snuggling up for bed with at least one son in my bed. How would you show your Dad some TLC, kiddo?
Need more Cock-cages welded onto subby boys as nc porn where they wine and cry into their ball-gag and struggle against bondage tbh
Hey everyone! If you’re in Louisville, KY or have connections to people here, I’m looking for a new roommate/housemate situation and I really need your support. I’ve hit a bit of a rough patch recently and I’m finally ready to put my business out in the open. See below.