Big Bad Gooner Daddy

@bigbadgoonerdaddy.bsky.social

Professional Bad Influence here to push your buttons. Married gay bear into abdl, incest, ageplay, cucks, pupplay, bdsm, briefs, daddykink, furry, power exchange, spanking. Switch/vers Sex and body positive BIPOC/Trans Lives Matter

Kinda amazing that cum is made on demand; your body has all the ingredients, it mixes them together and immediately serves it up when the order comes in. This means every guy is like a farm-to-table chef making unique dishes with locally sourced ingredients. Put it on your resume under job history

I was at my parents house and saw they still had a stuffed animal I ripped a hole in and fucked when I was younger and all I could think was "that thing shouldn't be here" haha

a cursed fleshlight that is irresistible on sight; it learns the user's fetishes, kinks, and attractions and then uploads the full library to the next user on insertion before repeating the process. Every user gets a sexuality update merging their current with those of every previous user. Try it.

Madturnip Randy

Alt: I don't know what this is but I searched gifs for 'fleshlight' and this was on the first page. It's remarkably on-brand, so we're going with it. Please don't questions my choices. A gif of a muscle bear outside a mobile home working out shirtless with a contraption that looks like a swim glider that you fuck slowly. If you can't see it, you're missing out on the faces he is making; a real treat here. The image has the low quality of a vhs or early internet camera recording, and the large, gaudy watch the man chose to wear while working out suggest this is circa 1990 or after. Have you ever noticed that you can only put 250 characters in a post, but the image alt-text can hold 2000? Seems like an invitation for creativity. It had been 27 hours and Brad couldn't hold back his urges any longer; he had to fuck that goddam spaceship whore again. "the first time was an accident" he told himself. "I'm not like that. It did something to me. *I* was the one violated here!". His words echoed hollow in the derelict mobile home, their final bounces off the faded wallpaper leading his mind right back to the source of his outburst: that fucking spaceship pussy. Like the telltale heart it called to him, the terrible languid hottness of velvety spaceship metal gripping his space invader, holding is invading forces back until the moment of triumph. The spaceship made sexual spaceship noises like the saucy slut he knew it to be as the man grunted like a monkey climbing a tree that has no bananas in it. "Resistance is futile you dumb cunt, now get knocked up with my earthling sperm!" the man groaned, his final thrust eliciting sounds of tearing metal as his semen began to splash out around his rigid length of spaceship-impregnating hardness. As he collapsed next to his new lover catching his breath, his heart filled with joy and he was unable to stop himself from gushing "I love you, let's get married tonight! don't say anything, I know you struggle to express your love for me bu

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CW: Unsexy post Update: turns out the apartments next door and above our place are being both resurfaced and repainted, and the prop mgmt didn't think anyone needed to know. This explains the breathing issues, chest pain, and hypertension last night. The back pain is from the shitty couch.

Big Bad Gooner Daddy@bigbadgoonerdaddy.bsky.social · last wk.

CW: unsexy post Went to the ER with at 1am last night with chest pressure, back pain, and some light difficulty getting a full breath. After literally 8 hours of testing blood, xrays, etc, they tell me it's not my heart and I'm fine. I didn't sleep at all so took the day off to rest. 😪

CW: unsexy post Went to the ER with at 1am last night with chest pressure, back pain, and some light difficulty getting a full breath. After literally 8 hours of testing blood, xrays, etc, they tell me it's not my heart and I'm fine. I didn't sleep at all so took the day off to rest. 😪

Hey everyone! If you’re in Louisville, KY or have connections to people here, I’m looking for a new roommate/housemate situation and I really need your support. I’ve hit a bit of a rough patch recently and I’m finally ready to put my business out in the open. See below.