Did yall miss me~ because I missed you♡

@andorusdreemurr.bsky.social (REPORT THIS FUCKER! He followed me and instantly reports me for fucking nothing, and then has the audacity to dm me "have fun making a new account"... FUCK YOU)

✨️"I'm baaaaack♡ and look who I saw on my vaycay, my dearest BFF and fuck buddy, Sinnoh's very own champion Cynthia!"

(Update on the HOA fiasco: I have good news and great news, the good news is the asshole decided moving was better than court, the great news is no more HOA!)

🪳"Im back bitches~ Lucy's on vacation so I'm in charge of the aether foundation for now"

(I'm getting my lawyer ready and talking with the neighbors about a petition to remove the HOA, I've had enough bullshit)

(The HOA president stopped by and threatened to tow my car if it's not moved by Monday, because it's "an eyesore" and "brings down the property value" MOTHER FUCKER YOU HAVE A CYBERTRUCK IN YOUR DRIVEWAY!!!!)

(I'll return soon, just a little burnt out plus seasonal allergies)

(I Want to strangle the HOA... what do you mean I'm not allowed to park in my own driveway!? Where else am I going to put my car? In the nonexistent garage?!?)

🪳"you only won because I was distracted... I want a rematch~"

When she's not busy acting as company president, Lusamine spends most of her time in back alleys and the Pokémon daycare, looking for her next prey

Lets see who wanna have fun with this hung puppy~

(Hi yall! Im baaaack~) "You know all my cute lil fans can get a nice view if i meet them~" ♻️&❤️~~ Dms are always open #mvrp #shxtarp #pkmnrp #ageplay

(Power is back, gonna take a shower and get back to posting after)

(Storm just knocked out power to the neighborhood, see you all when it comes back on I guess)

The succubus is just a bit curious~

🪳"I was told boys like this pose, something about a bakery?"

✨️"look at all the beautiful people who came to see us!" 🪳"unless they want a ruined asshole, they'll drop their pants like good pets" (❤️+🔄+🖼 to get a rating from them both, S means I'll consider DMing you)

(Oh and DM's are open, just know I have EVERY RIGHT to ignore you, and DON'T DM me just because I followed you)

(Guess im rating who i wanna fuck, alright someone give me a rank chart)

Minor Attracted Person It means they're a legit pedo

(I see some taboo accounts using emojis, I can guess what the bottle and horse mean, but what are the others?)

(If I hit 20 followers by tonight, I'll post one of those rating things)

(I just finished my pinned message, where the fuck did everyone come from!?)

DOUBLE THE MILFS DOUBLE THE FUN Blonde bombshell Lusamine & her partner "Hannah" the Pheromosa