How am I meant to do this for another 35 years

Why it is that consistently just when you manage to get your stride back something has to fucking happen to make you stumble again

I learnt about naturalistic golf recently and I think it’s so cool and makes so much more ecological sense then traditional golf

Last few movie posts I’ve done have been rather negative I think, so I should mention a movie I saw recently that I really really enjoyed and that was Hokum 10/10 film, no notes on that one

I went into The Odyssey fully expecting to enjoy it and… eeeeh The sound mixing was dreadful and deafening, the acting flat with the cast mumbling out their dialogue with little interest and its frenetic pacing and editing never lets you digest anything it’s trying to say

News caster voice: As Groundhog Day fast approaches the nation turns it's attention once again to see if the little critter will offer it's traditional holiday prediction, if it sees it's own shadow will we blockade Cuba for another 12 months

I really hate cutaway collars and massive tie knots, it’s just a bad look for all men

I’m very good at translating from corporatese, that “cautiously move this forward” statement from Sony re discs means “we’ll release the PS6 without a disc drive and then once we sell enough units we’ll talk about listening to customer and release a PS6 pro with one for all you suckers to buy again”

Star Trek except everything that the translator outputs is confidently hallucinated AIslop and it results in every human contact with an alien species ending up in war

It had finally been done, a ref sheet for Jamie! I can rest easy now knowing that he lives… Big thanks to @sparklinglava.bsky.social for going above and beyond for this one.

It had finally been done, a ref sheet for Jamie! I can rest easy now knowing that he lives… Big thanks to @sparklinglava.bsky.social for going above and beyond for this one.

My Aircraft Introducing- Rebecca! Life-size "Barbie doll" who works as a flight attendant, often alongside (if you can call it that) Jodie. I mean they both work for the same airline, so of COURSE stuff's bound to happen..

Fantasy setting where just genetically goblins have giant bazongas

Real As in, real big. Real heavy. Real firm. Uhhhh, real sexy. I don't have a punchline, just monkey brain; sorry.

How do I never work again but also continue to exist

I think so few games try to be truely surrealistic and experimental

CEO is a boring ass profession for your OC Make them a nurse, a CNC machinist, a train driver, a social worker

Possibly unhinged gamer take Infra is the best Backrooms game ever made

I firmly believe that most every day conservative people, not like full brain rot alt-right I mean but average people who lean conservative, are simply single issue voters and the single issue they vote for is “I’m economically comfortable and extremely selfish”

I should made a typewriter start up to prep for when companies go fully offline to stop their IP getting stolen by AI once copyright and privacy laws are dismantled

Mags This OC request is one of the few exceptions I have been requested to do that's not hyper-sized in any way, though it's not a normal size either lol I think she's pretty. OC owned by @bigcowboyrabbit.bsky.social This is 1 of the monthly patron requests from the Premium Tier

I would probably say by now that 75% of social media is to just sell us rubbish we don’t need

Ever read a book where the protagonist is such a wanker that it makes you close to putting it down?

I standby this completely unsubtle brick to the face satirical take

B.C.@bigcowboyrabbit.bsky.social · 9mo ago

With us tonight we have Laura Blondebob from the Billionaires and Oil Tycoons Advocacy Council and Dr. Prof. Amanda Smartlady PhD, MD, OBE from the Kids Shouldn't Be Hungry Institute. Thank you for being with us tonight. First question for Dr. Smartlady, why are you a filthy commie?

Does anyone have any friends who say “I’ll be there in five” what they actually mean “I’ll be there in any length of time between 30 mins to an hour and a half”?

I really hate how awful crunchy clippy sound got so prevalent into meme culture that it’s not transferring back into actual music

:c

All being angry all the time does is make you angry all the time

I really think heavier men benefit massively from simply higher rise trousers and tucking their shirt in Elongates the silhouette

I can see the writing on the wall, I probably have 2-3 years left at this job before redundancy. I’ve been taken off everything major, had strategy stripped out of my role, now just told to work on decommissioning the legacy systems I have the most knowledge of Is what it is I guess