"You know what? Tea would be wonderful! Its been a while since I've indulged." *Folding his hands together, Alucard puts on his most polite, wide, fang bearing grin.* "I appreciate the hospitality."

₊˚ʚ 🌿 ₊˚ ── 𝑴𝒂𝒗𝒓𝒆𝒏@oceaneyed.bsky.social · 2m ago

"Oh..oh..." She just stood, awkward. "So um... Do you want a drink... I mean you're here now.. I have tea..."

"Would that be dinner, or dessert?~~"

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 6m ago

"Really it was a win win situation for everyone involved."

ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕩 𝕀𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟@boybrushedgreen.bsky.social · 8m ago

"...Right."

"You would be correct. He tasted horrible though. Then of course his wife panicked, so instead of her draining me, I drained her."

ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕩 𝕀𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟@boybrushedgreen.bsky.social · 11m ago

"Did you drink him. I feel like you drank him."

"Never say never, its not like any of us are psychic or anything."

𝐄𝐧𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨 𝐏𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢@heaven-in-his-eyes.bsky.social · 32m ago

"No one will see!"

"Well then you really don't want to hear about what happened after the husband showed up!"

ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕩 𝕀𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟@boybrushedgreen.bsky.social · 39m ago

"I wasn't going to, and I 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 didn't need to know that."

𝑻𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒊𝒇 𝑰’𝒎 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍

"If you do, just don't mention my name. I got a little friendly with a lonely wife who didnt speak a word of English."

ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕩 𝕀𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟@boybrushedgreen.bsky.social · 51m ago

"I'll...have to check that out. I admit I'm intrigued."

"The feeling is absolutely mutual~~It's impossible to be around you and not act on it.."

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 50m ago

"Definitely more than willing...I'm not ashamed that I think you're hot as fuck."

"So you keep saying..consistently. We'll see."

𝐄𝐧𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨 𝐏𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢@heaven-in-his-eyes.bsky.social · 54m ago

"Nah, I'm too pure for that."

"Only every night that ends in the letter 'Y'. I would highly recommend it."

ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕩 𝕀𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟@boybrushedgreen.bsky.social · 54m ago

"I...haven't...do they really do that there?"

"Clearly you've never been to Argentina then."

ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕩 𝕀𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟@boybrushedgreen.bsky.social · 56m ago

"Dramatized performances don't usually involve live ammunition."

"I MOST CERTAINLY DID NO SUCH FUCKING THING! Or did I?.. Honestly I was /really/ drunk last night."

"Of course I could have! Haven't you ever seen a dramatized performance?"

ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕩 𝕀𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟@boybrushedgreen.bsky.social · 1h ago

"...Couldn't you have done that from the start?"

"Why don't you just kick me in the nuts? That would feel better."

𝐄𝐧𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨 𝐏𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢@heaven-in-his-eyes.bsky.social · 1h ago

"Yep, it's pretty easy to be honest."

*With levels of precision that could be called cartoonish, Alucard fires two final shots, killing the mosquito.* "See? Oh ye of little faith.."

ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕩 𝕀𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟@boybrushedgreen.bsky.social · 1h ago

"I'M WATCHIN! AIN'T SHIT ENDING!"

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"You really know how to wound me, don't you?"

𝐄𝐧𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨 𝐏𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢@heaven-in-his-eyes.bsky.social · 1h ago

"That's Dios thing though."

"NO WAY! THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND IT!! JUST WATCH, I'LL END IT SOON!!"

ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕩 𝕀𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟@boybrushedgreen.bsky.social · 1h ago

"IF YOU STOP SHOOTING FOR TWO SECONDS, I CAN PURGE THE ROOM. DO YOU WANT ME TO PURGE THE ROOM?"

"Is it because I exude raw debacherous sexual energy?"

𝐄𝐧𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨 𝐏𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢@heaven-in-his-eyes.bsky.social · 1h ago

"It probably is though."

"IT'S NOT INSECURITY IF THE MOSQUITOE DROPS DEAD! LITTLE BUZZING BITCH!"

ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕩 𝕀𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟@boybrushedgreen.bsky.social · 1h ago

"YOU'RE DOING THIS BECAUSE YOU SEE THE MOSQUITO AS 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘗𝘌𝘛𝘐𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕? INSECURE MUCH?"

"I'm noticing you didn't object to me being sexy by the way~ Also, I'd like to see you fucking try it!"

ℂ𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝔽𝕒𝕝𝕝@fallenflame.bsky.social · 1h ago

" Yeah, probably. "

"You brought it up! It's not my fault you keep revealing deep dark secrets!"

𝐄𝐧𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨 𝐏𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢@heaven-in-his-eyes.bsky.social · 1h ago

"Nope, you can stop it right there..."

"People love the freaky shit! Don't you hear the thunderous applause?? Sounds like you and Dio get a little freaky too.."

𝐄𝐧𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨 𝐏𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢@heaven-in-his-eyes.bsky.social · 1h ago

"What do you mean algorithm?? Also I'm definitely not gonna get freaky with you... Unless it's with Dio of course..."

"I'M THE ONLY ONE DOING ANY GODDAMN SUCKING AROUND HERE!!" *Full flurry of quite frankly what seems to be limitless ammunition for some reason*

ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕩 𝕀𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟@boybrushedgreen.bsky.social · 1h ago

"THIS IS THE FURTHEST THING FROM A REASONABLE RESPONSE TO A MOSQUITO." He's maintaining a flame wall now, blocking any incoming shots.

"For the algorithm mostly.."

𝐄𝐧𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨 𝐏𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢@heaven-in-his-eyes.bsky.social · 1h ago

"Why are you so freaky....."

"I'm just happy to have someone inside of me, the rest doesn't matter~"

𝐄𝐧𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨 𝐏𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢@heaven-in-his-eyes.bsky.social · 1h ago

"You know your gonna get turned inside out, right?"

"DON'T YOU FUCKING YELL AT ME!! I SAW A MOSQUITO!!" *Alucard does not slow down, if anything each trigger is pulled even faster than before*

ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕩 𝕀𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟@boybrushedgreen.bsky.social · 2h ago

"MOTHER FUCKER, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THOSE THINGS!" He manages to dodge most of the gunfire, but he does have to incinerate a few with a flame wave.

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