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@bigdork.bsky.social
Multihyphenate connoisseur of entirely too many things. Former gifted child, long-struggling neurodivergent adult. Eager to prove money can indeed buy happiness. (Give me money.)
Calling Robert Kraft a wealthy corpsemaxxer that "builds bridges" only so the IDF can bomb them goes harder than anything the media over here is putting out
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
If you "signed up to serve your country" after 9/11 you were being recruited to kill millions of civilians who had nothing to do with 9/11.
Senator Elissa Slotkin@slotkin.senate.gov · 2w agoI was in Manhattan on September 11. It changed my life. That was the day I, and so many others of my generation, decided to completely change our lives and sign up to serve our country.
BELOW: Donald Trump honors the victims of 9/11 by flying his eyelids at half-staff.
On a scale of Yee Haw to Hell Naw, I'm feeling pretty Aw Dang today.
standing at the cash register when nothing is happening: i’m being exploited. my coworkers and customers are being exploited. every last product here is a physical manifestation of an exploitative supply chain. this place is a literal hell. me when a customer walks in: hello! how are you today? 💖😊💖
"Centrist" Democrats are conservatives. They are hijackers here to steer the party away from serving the interests of constituents and toward serving the interests of corporations and billionaires.
I Travel Like Sound Dog@chadstanton.blacksky.app · 3w ago“The two centrists, Reps. Jared Golden (D-Maine) and Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (D-Wash.), are known to rarely attend party caucus meetings or heed leadership's instructions on how to vote.”
Literally being the Death Panels that they used to scare everyone whenever the topic of healthcare reform is on the table. Nevermind that private insurance companies have always been Death Panels.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w agoRFK Jr complains that people in hospice aren't dying quick enough and therefore cost too much money
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Been seeing a lot of people digging up the things that Aunt Dolly was quietly bankrolling. Thought I'd add another: she funded efforts that could save the American chestnut tree from extinction.
TACF presents the Chestnut Conservation Champion Award to Dolly Parton on behalf of her late uncle, Bill Owens | The American Chestnut Foundation
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Science Magazine@science.org · 7mo agoAfter more than a century of devastation from deadly blight, the iconic American chestnut tree could be brought back from the brink of extinction thanks to novel genomic tools and carefully bred hybrids, a Science study finds. 📄: https://scim.ag/46OnUqi #SciencePerspective: https://scim.ag/4rgtx93
Mega Man X: "Do you know why they named you Zero?" Zero: "...why?" Mega Man X: "Because that is your value."
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Botha. "Ha ha, Botha Deez Nutz?" No. Theunis Botha, a South African hunter who died on safari in Zimbabwe while hunting elephants in 2017. An elephant grabbed him with its trunk and he was crushed to death when it fell on him after a fellow hunter fatally shot it. 🐘
thinking about the goldfish i had back when i was in 2nd grade or so he kept jumping out of the fish bowl and we rescued him from the carpet several times but now i get it i understand
Fuck I forgot how bad Malört is. Why did I just spike a Pabst with Malört? What a fool I am.
I hope you had a good time when the times were better, dude. May your example inspire ice cream men forever.
Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️@ashleylynch.bsky.social · last mo.RIP to the great Reggie Bannister, and I can't think of a more fitting way to say goodbye. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nWz...
