come to the boba place if you want an ass kicking

I have advanced my technology

ruined the skirt for today's outfit because I broke my shitty eyeliner on it so it's shorts and tights again

they fucked up my labs and only sent one message about it mother fucker

turns out having a few vials of blood drawn makes you really tired

fit of the day

doing hot girl shit (taking my bra off cause my back is sweaty and accidentally elbowing over my glass of water onto my laptop)

never realized how exhausting it is pretending to be someone else

I have to come out to my parents because I can only turn my head to smirk so many times when my dad says "Find yourself a woman".

annoying thing about being out at work is still wearing my old around-the-house T-shirts which I'm not shelling out to replace but it's too hot now to wear even my lightest of cute sweaters

today's fit

came out at work without incident ✌️

it's so funny that I've always reflexively bought 2 of every specific alcohol serving glass my entire life and my wife does not like booze at all lmao

estrogen is awesome cause there's now an image that makes me both insanely horny and want to cry in joy

thoroughly distracted from my book by the open carry tough guy who can't handle onions and green pepper in his omelette

ah hell dude

i want to throw up lmao

I had a nice dream I went out for dinner with my girlfriend and my family and the worst they did was tease us for using British vernacular

it's really funny that several of my friends started estrogen around the same time and we're tired ass bitches

I'm not out at work yet but all the higher level engineers already don't read my messages through and treat me like an idiot so I'm expecting it can't get any worse when the misogyny comes into play

i need to get blasted by lasers badly

griping about me nuts

true bimbo arc begins: misspelled my own name and needed devops to help

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need this cabinet to show up so I have something route to mess with and slow my brain down

getting my fucking shiiiiiit tomorrow and I will have to have two (2) awkward conversations to overcome

I took a big vape hit to relax and its really really hard to neither pester my wife about how much I miss her nor make public decree about how much I miss her

I really miss hearing my girlfriend's voice [FORGOTTEN THERE'S HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF VODS OF HER GIRLFRIEND TALKING]

I didn't keep track of when I started doing proper skincare, I think it's only been a month, but it really feels like it's already reduced the redness in my face a lot

I always used to think I could never be attractive because I'm just working with a flawed canvas but I'm realizing once I can clean this shit up its over for you mother fuckers