Spotify starting to enforce family plan verification that only works locally? Sure, let me just download everything I listen to instead. I'd much rather pay fore a few more hard drives rather than a Spotify account anyways Sucks to suck, corpo scum🖕

@valvesoftware.com, please make a steamOS for mobile so I can replace android

Bocchi The Rock: Praying

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I feel like I'm being really unhealthy after lightly dipping the back of a spoon in a can of sweetened condensed milk and licking it off a few times but videogame characters just be out here chugging down whole cans of the shit in like three seconds flat.

I hope old people in government positions die already. I don't care which side of politics they're on or what their views are, if they're old and in government, they're a cancer on the world.

My expectations for Minecraft updates don't exist, I live with the expectation that the current update is the last one so my reaction to each new update is always "oh cool, new update" That being said, if they add another fucking wood type I'm going to jump off a bridge.

I propose public execution by firing squad for anyone that supports ads in videogames

If you like reading, I cannot in good faith recommend reading this one. I now have to live with the fact that nothing else will even come close to matching up. I'd give my life in a heartbeat to read something even half as good as this again.

Whenever I start doubting myself I think "at least I'm not whoever is making the decisions for playstation right now", and I instantly feel better about myself. With a disappointment that humongously massive existing in the world, how could I ever compare?

Mobile game ads need to be regulated. They're quickly becoming more and more elaborate and it's crazy annoying

Super glue is great. My headphones haven't been better since I bought them then they are right now and the only thing holding them together is super glue

Cooking my second plate of spaghetti for the day :3

We are getting close to launching our mobile client on app stores📱. Before we get there, we are launching our mobile open beta on Tuesday, August 25th, at 10AM PT.

I've eaten nothing but spaghetti for like the last 7 meals Muh wonderful wonderful pasta 🤤

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If you only do one thing today, make it be this equation: 5x+78=8x-129 Trust me, it'll change your life

5x+78=8x-129

New discord update is ugly af

Great time to be a sci-fi author. There are so many references for what murder robots would actually look like in real life now

So today I learned that this fucking demon exists. Some fuckass company is making this robot to keep humans away from dangerous jobs or whatever but wtf is this shit. These pics are straight from their website. They say it's dangerous and then provide instructions on how to kill it. Are we for real?

Idk if this is a hot take or not but 7up tastes better than sprite

Movie studios have such insane tunnel vision where they milk their franchises till they're dead while they should be coming up with completely new stories within these universes. Star Wars, HTTYD, and Marvel especially. All great franchises with great potential if they did something completely new.

Blue shit :3

Someone should get a group together, decide on a fictional franchise to unquestionably believe is true, then explain morality and existence using it. I think that would end up being really cool and definitely wouldn't have any lasting consequences ^w^

With how many insects there are in nature, I feel we have the leeway to completely eradicate ticks and mosquitos and replace them with something less vile that fills the same role in the ecosystem.

Doctor Who needs to have a beard. Make him old again and give him the most majestic beard imaginable.

The French had the right idea. I think it's about time politicians are reminded of who they're supposed to serve. A lil hint, it isn't themselves or their wallet.

Anyone that's actually for chat control and thinks it's a good idea is on the same level as a brick in intelligence. I care about your continued existence just as much as I do for racists and pdf files. Cease existing now, you're a waste of oxygen and the world is better off without you.

Life is short, use funny email sign-offs when contacting customer support of shitty services :3

Man, I'd sure love to work at the SCP foundation. That just sounds like so much fun! If only they were real..... *Sigh*

Michi Michillio: Cool Cat Wink

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All obsquatumatillion-dollar companies need to crash and burn and die and-

Man's Face with Lightning Effects

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