Me in Belfast in August 2026 versus me in Belfast in January 2023.
Big Monster Love
@bigmonsterlove.bsky.social
Sé/é/he/him. Here for a short time, not a good time. Labhair Gaeilge liom.
Belfast has its own wee purple Luas that moves on the road. uwu
I'm Fleadh'd out, you're so beautiful to look at when you cry.
Must be a Belfast thing. Out here in Culchieland, there's not a youngster under 6' from about the age of 14.
I am going to sound like a crackpot here (it was ever thus) but I could swear people in Dublin are taller than people in Belfast and I can't think of any reason that might be were it true, which it is.
It's humbling seeing a céilí band with a combined age lower than your own absolutely blasting through the tunes.
I would liked to be freed from Freed From Desire.
When esteemed English actor, Peter Cushing piled on a load of weight later in life, his wife Violet was said to have remarked, "More Cushing for the pushing."
Many years ago, a customer whose order I had rung up, reached down into her cleavage and fished out cash to pay. She said to me "I keep it there because it's the only place my husband won't look for it."
Was in an Irish giftshop in town and asked the lady working there was she Brazilian. She replied "Yes, how did you know?" And I said "I guessed because you have 'Saudade' tattooed on your arm." Then she asked me if I knew what it meant, sez I, "longing."
Gotta say it thrills me to see US production companies saving money by making The Price Is Right in Ireland using the S481 tax break that was designed to create an indigenous film industry while many Irish filmmakers (including me) don't have a fucking pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
I'd expected to have driven a car through a giant redwood by my time of day.
Zohran has promised to lift the curse upon the Mayo GAA Team.
All this time I have been pronouncing them Tunnock's but they are actually called Thunnock's which is a word I cannot pronounce.
Biography of an Italian American deli owner called "Life, Liberty and the Prosciutto of Happiness."
its about time they put an irish girl on the cover of the swimsuit issue. reskeet if you agree ✨☺💕
He's choosing Texas because of its draconian abortion laws. He's clearly an abuser. Girl, you dodged a bullet.
Do people DM slide on this website? Is it a thing?
I still to this day don't know what a quadrille is, sparkling or non-sparkling.
My American friends are consistently bemused by my use of old timey Americanisms. Apparently I am the only person alive (other than my brother) that says consarnit.
This isn't even a humblebrag, she's just massively incorrect.
Big Monster Love@bigmonsterlove.bsky.social · 2w agoMy friend said earlier that I am a "chick magnet" to her incredulous brother. She followed up with "I'm not joking. He is."