short animation sliding into toothless gut (🔊audio warning )

Double happy vore day. Here I am getting in a thematically appropriate workout, while also doing some curls for fun. #vore

LILIVM🔞⚪️🟣⚫️@liliumnsfw.bsky.social · last yr.

comm for @bigrat.dad Gym rats real and very hungry

Happy vore day yall. It’s hard keeping up with your old friend groups as the time goes on. It’s harder if you’re like this poss here who has routinely mulched entire group chats that he was once part of…. (Prose in alt text!) Thanks @s32.bsky.social! Cw: #vore #bones

Have something of my possum to post this vore day, but it’s a little… boney.

When you got a comm from someone whose art you really like and you’re really excited for it but you respect their time and workflow and you wait for them to finish.

Literally biting my tongue as I listen to an anti vax coworker. Trying my best not to lose my cool here.

Describing a humiliating demise of a close friend in excruciating detail in ver the course of an hour and ending it with “I’m going to go to sleep hard thinking about how I’m going to defile your bones. Anyways I hope you had time to cum sweet dreams my precious companion I love you 😚”

Hi I'm Teshy@hiddenpangolin.bsky.social · 2w ago

Recreated an old Twitter post I made

My "I take dumps bigger than your dick" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

We’re being assessed for our ai usage at work, so naturally I use it for all sorts of useless garbage to keep myself in good standing. I’ve found the cost page, and I’m routinely north of $100 a day. Others are in the $300 range. I don’t even produce anything with it. This bubble is remarkable.

But criminy, Spain got lucky at the end there. There were two if not three lazy fuckups that could have dragged that out further.

Embarrassing. Get his moldy nazi ass off the stage.

fatal preds when they're getting a commission

Consider this. Sweaty rat ass in your face.

I need to do this to people.

Lorem@loremsipsum.bsky.social · last mo.

incredibly rough animation but i need this to happen to me

Me online: fat animal people lighten my soul I wish I were 7 ft tall and 300 lbs if you saw the type of things I want to fuck you’d never be the same. Me irl: every atom of adipose I wear is a scarlet letter if I don’t lose 20 lbs this week I’m going to scream. I think I should see a specialist.

Trying to chart out a diet and mentally going through the set of recipes I like and subbing out the carbs is preemptively turning me into the joker.

i never showed you guys this particular bs i was up to months ago

If there is to be a country after this, a legitimate president needs to make sure that every fascist calling themselves a judge lives out the rest of their natural life in a hole with no sun. There’s no way a viable state can exist as long as it appeases these anti-humanity freaks.

DFW Support Committee@dfwsupportcommitt.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Judge O’Connor stated from the bench that he is giving maximum sentences to the Prairieland sentences because “the state wants to send a message to anyone who shares a similar ideology.” Additionally, motions 29 and 33 for acquittal and a new trial were denied from the bench.

I had muted everything even tangentially related to the circus show in an effort to avoid spoilers. Now that I’ve seen it, I come back to see a full Discourse over the authors obvious, explicitly stated, intent. Just accept it: #tadc takes place in the Bright (2017) universe.

Aaaand back to sneezing out more red and black goo. Back to resting for me.

And history will remember every one of those sweaty dorks in full combat gear as the cowardly little Wehrmacht freaks they are. Too stupid, weak willed, or just plain evil, to say no to another vanity mission from their pedophile president. May they all rot in The Hague ❤️

skáld@danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 2mo ago

national guard deployed to keep people from touching the reflecting pool

Returning from surgery was supposed to be an exciting feeling, but instead I feel a profound melancholy. I rest; I get bored to the point of vibration. I’m active; I spend the whole activity thinking about resting again.

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Hey, that possum of mine. What if he was an otter. And also maybe circumcised but still hyper. But still a frat bro douche. Hm.

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Protein Smelter "Duke's body is a machine that turns guys into gains~"

Bleh, the ole plague rat has been fighting an illness for over a month now. Going to be getting a surgery to address it in a few weeks. By the grace of the horned rat, I think my insurance has almost fully covered it. I should be back to my perverted gym rat self in no time!

Got my first SFW com of my ratty self the other day. It’s a draw over of yours truly during my trip to Greece. @kyroskylund96.bsky.social even managed to draw my deceptively-complicated tourist garb!

Kyro@kyroskylund96.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Two commish I experimented with do-over background photos