"... I get that it's not her fault for having them, but could she be a little more modest?" Poor Taishin looked down at her completely flat breasts...

🔶 ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇɴ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍʏ | ʀᴇɴᴛ ᴀ ᴜᴍᴀ 🔶@goldenoverlord.bsky.social · 2mo ago

🌊 "the water is nice today, won’t you join me sweetie~?" ✨ { #RP | #NSFWRP | #ERP | #NSFW | #UMAMUSUMERP | #LEWDRP | #LEWDERP } ✨ { 🩵 & 🔁 }

Radar alert, radar alert... Umaplayer detected.

╔═════ • 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 . 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐧𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞 . 𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃@umastallion.bsky.social · 2mo ago

┏━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━┓ #𝟏 𝐔𝐌𝐀 . ✨ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⭐️— “RADAR ALERT!”— ⭐️ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ "𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐀" 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓. ℍ𝕦𝕟𝕘 𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡. 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 ⠀ ⠀⠀🐎—✘— 🐎 ᅠᅠ #nsfwrp #lewdrp #mvrp #futarp #umamusumerp #erp #umarp ᅠ 〔♡ + ↻〕 ☆═━┈┈━═☆

Trainer Riko had a new idea for not only her stamina training, but those of her trainees as well, and it doubles as a recreational event! Sadly, she passes out after just one round, but progress is progress! She used to not even manage that!

Prez... That's low, even for your puns...

🔶 ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇɴ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍʏ | ʀᴇɴᴛ ᴀ ᴜᴍᴀ 🔶@goldenoverlord.bsky.social · 3mo ago

🎖️ "take a gander at the student council presidents ASSets~!!" ✨ { #RP | #NSFWRP | #ERP | #NSFW | #UMAMUSUMERP | #LEWDRP | #FUTARP | #LEWDERP | #DMSOPEN } ✨ { 💚 & 🔁 }

AKEBONO HAS 63?!

And the top Narita is Top Road! Oddly fitting.

🌺 "another one of these things? Fine, I’ll let you guys have your fun." ✨ { #RP | #NSFWRP | #ERP | #NSFW | #UMAMUSUMERP | #LEWDRP | #LEWDERP | #DMSOPEN } ✨ { 🩵 & 🔁 }

ＢＲＥＥＤＥＲＳ＇　ＣＵＰ　逸鬱え Fuck it. We're making all of them available. Previous pinned still applies.

Hey all! It's been a minute. So, I'm going to change this account up. You'll see. Expect a new pinned some time this week.

"I've been seeing a lot of beach and bikini posts on here. Hehe, reminds me of when I did that photo shoot with Tokai Teio. I believe I still have a copy around here somewhere..."

I want to hornypost more but this is insane. 44 for Tickezo. over half of these are AI btw, and that's a very generous guess. BTW, Gold Ship has 2,824. I don't want to play exclusively Gold Ship.

"Ugh, these are both wrong...! I'm pretty much always facing forward, and my leggings go all the way up like normal pants!"

Looking back, I wish I could change a good few things about my profile, but I don't want to remake my pinned...

Trying to hornypost rn but rule 34 isn't workin

“And who are you? I’m not sure how you snuck upon the comet observatory but I must ask you to leave, this is a place that- Are you even listening to me?” #NSFWRP #LEWDRP #TABOORP #OPENRP #18+ #ERP #MARIOERP

W: "A puppy?! Biwa, Taishin, do you hear?! She's giving away a puppy!" N: "Leave it. With out schedules, we don't have time to raise animals." B: "Ticket, I don't think she means a real puppy." N: "Then what- oh... 𝘰𝘩..." W: "Huh? Then what are they selling?" B: "Hehe... you'll see."

“May the Stars Shine Down on You” —𝒯𝓍𝒷𝑜𝑜 𝒜𝒸𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉 —𝒯𝐿 𝐹𝒪𝒞𝒰𝒮 —𝑀𝒟𝒩𝐼 —𝒮𝐻𝐼𝒫𝒫𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒪𝒫𝐸𝒩~ 🩵+🔁 #LEWDRP #NSFWRP #OPENRP #18+ #ERP #TABOORP #MARIOERP

(@JenShenya on Twitter) @hornballbar.bsky.social Mejiro McQueen and Gold Ship dressing up for a costume party! The theme was cowgirl. Our interpretations were... different. "Yo! looking good, McQueen!"

"Oh, sure! I was supposed to do some physical training anyway, buuuut I'd rather sing, I suppose!" Gold Ship smiled at the chance to skip out on training. "Just, don't mind the boner." She said it so casually...

"Haah... Haah... Unf~! Fuck do you want?!" Gold Ship was in a mood. She hasn't cum today, and it's been three hours. This is the longest she's gone without sex in a while, and it's driving her crazy...

Poor thing...

I just want to watch some Bob Ross, but this bitch's tits are in my face instead. McQueen! Can I use your YouTube Premium?! Or better yet, your holes?!

Alright, everyone! Say hello to BNW! This is my favorite trio, and I am excited to play as them. Unfortunately, there aren't many NSFW pictures of these three I can find, but! It doesn't have to be NSFW! So here they are aura farming instead!

Heh heh. Cream XXL Chest.

...Stay Gold...?

"𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙚... 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝...? 𝙒𝙖𝙖𝙖𝙝! 𝙄'𝙢 𝙨𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙!!" 𝙒𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙏𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩 And rounding out the BNW trio, here comes Winning Ticket! She's an emotional case, not the brightest of the bunch, but she has a big heart. Sometimes, too big. If she starts sobbing uncontrollably, just know it's normal!

"𝕌𝕘𝕙, 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕖... 𝕝𝕖𝕥'𝕤 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙..." ℕ𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕒 𝕋𝕒𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟 The second member of BNW! The mobile rhythm gamer, Nevertheless, Narita Taishin! Usually, she keeps to herself, and is quickly annoyed. Especially when you treat her like a kid... but she does care about her friends, even Ticketzo...

Alright. I've decided. I'm going to invite more umas on the account. I want to play as my faves, not just the popular ones

Golshi got a part time job! Turns out, just winning races every now and again doesn't cover all her expenses, from groceries to child support. So Golshi got a new job! Some kinda pizza place needed a night guard. Golshi thought she could handle it, since Umas are so strong! @golden-slut.bsky.social