Steve
@bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social
I haven’t done anything worthwhile in my entire life, but surely my posts are good?
A little cambozola and crackers for lunch ain’t hurting no one
Prepping a frothy enzyme brew and dumping it down my drains and just, I guess, praying that something is actually going on down there.
It’s kind of annoying to see certain trends get talked about to death on here, but then I go to Reddit (my mistake) and see a post on the front page that is like “is it ok to hate women” with 1000 replies all saying yes.
How about Choosin’ Tex Mex and it’s about being decisive about where to eat out for once
Just walked in on my 7-year-old using the family computer to look at pictures of Leon S. Kennedy.
I bought a cheese called “Old World Cheddar” that uses a historic recipe, thinking it would just be a nice sharp cheddar and it was straight up nasty. There are a lot of reasons to avoid time travel, should the opportunity present itself, but I can add “nasty cheese” to the very top of the list.
In the mid 2000s it was in vogue to use furries as a cultural punching bag and I regrettably bought into that. A few years ago I made a conscious decision that furries are cool and deserve respect. I apologize for my past beliefs. I stand with the furry community #furriesarecool #inmybook
The bagel place near my house changed their recipe (?) for the bagels and I’m honestly surprised how shook I am about it.
The 3 o’clock sleepy feeling is real and it is truly bewildering that it has only been officially recognized by the Spanish and the 5 Hour Energy Corporation.
Getting high and playing Cape Hideous is legitimately a top 10 gaming moment for me. If the art style interests you even a little bit, it’s a true wonder seeing all the details come alive as you play. Incredible game.
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I saw a bird nest in the yard and gathered the kids so we could investigate. Got to the nest and peeked inside and, ope, it was full of dead baby birds. Now that’s a hashtag parenting fail.
I thought for the longest time that the Aaron Eckhart movie “No Reservations” was about Anthony Bourdain. Finally found it that it’s not. I also found out that Bradly Cooper played Bourdain in a TV show, but was also a chef in the movie called Burnt. This has been another boring story about my life.
Someone put “Supply Chain Management for Dummies” in the little free library by my kids’ school. I’m now imagining someone who is supply chain curious, but hasn’t yet bought any books, stumbling across that and it changing their life.
Getting pretty sick of Heidi Klum and her “wacky” costumes. Enough.
Supreme Court Justice John Roberts, can you help me get this couch into the van?
LinkedIn will send me an email and the subject will be “Steve, you’re puzzle expires soon!” What the fuck are you talking about? I *never* want to hear from your ass, let alone some shit about puzzles.
Glad this movie is coming out, fuck you WB etc, but let’s be real, that opening rocket shoe gag is abysmal. The shoes simply explode? Chuck Jones is well and truly dead.
Rotten Tomatoes@rottentomatoes.com · 6mo agoFirst trailer for Coyote vs. ACME, starring John Cena, Lana Condor, and Will Forte. The Looney Tunes movie is in theaters on August 28.
I had one of those huge novelty milkshakes with tons of toppings on it that cost like $19 the other day and it was so bad that I can’t even think about normal ice cream without getting sick to my stomach.
I was sick last night and to distract myself from my pain and nausea I just kept repeating a headline that I had read earlier “Charles Dance officially joins the cast of The Batman II” over and over. Insane thing to do, but it did help. Thank you Charles Dance.
I don’t want to retweet CBS news, but when we talk about the USPS losing money, I always think about how my mailman has done more for me personally than 99% of the American population and they are supposed to be the villain??
I’ve jumped on the Linux bandwagon and it has been way less painful than expected. However! I did try to install a screensaver app and somehow managed to uninstall my OS in the process. Probably can’t do that on windows.
For as long as I’ve had kids, hot wheels have been $0.99 each. Now they are $1.33. Just another great deal from our pedophile president.
Saw a mail truck go through the drive thru and the driver had to get out from the right side and walk up to the window. Answer to a question I didn’t realize I wanted to know.
In the Zhongxaio Fuxing metro station in Taipei, there is an escalator where, if you walk up to it while wearing Croc-like shoes, a special light shines on the ground, warning you to be careful since those shoes can more easily get caught in the steps. Taiwan has Croc-detection technology.