tony
@bigtvee.bsky.social
Male mammal. Approximately 30 to 60 years of age. Weight indeterminate.
Had a colonoscopy this morning because I'm 50 and that's what old people do. Was planning on sitting around all afternoon and watching the game but I actualy feel fine so my wife said why don't you just go to the game instead. So that's what I'm doing. See you in the bleachers in about an hour.
The worst thing about the PCA Babe Ruth video was that hat he was wearing. I thought it was an ugly hat.
PCA has an RBI and Shohei doesn't that should lock up the MVP race for Pete.
Dansby should do that thing where he hits like 5 home runs in a few days.
If I think I'm hearing a farfisa organ in a song... Even if I'm not sure but there's a good chance...I'm going to say to whoever is with me "I think that's a farfisa". You can count on that.
I'm worried about becoming a guy into Zappa I don't think it's a good idea but the most recent @500songspodcast.bsky.social has me intrigued and I've listened to Hot Rats like 3 times in the last few days and I'm scared that I'm going to go down a Zappa rabbit hole if I'm not careful.
Whenever the bad guys do something bad don't let it get to you. That's what they're supposed to do because they're the bad guys. Instead try to ignore it and watch a baseball game or something. That's what I do. It doesn't help though and we're all screwed.
I'm thinking about starting to slouch in my chair at work from now on. Sliding down and leaning back with my neck all kinked in a weird way. Sitting here with the worst possible posture. Slowly sinking down into the chair like a pile of dirty laundry. Yeah I'm gonne be a big time slouch guy.
If it was up to him Ben Johnson would include Kyler Gordon in this picture.
I'm at work (bad) and just had a meeting (usually bad), but it was outside (good). I recommend going outside whenever possible because outside is good, and inside at work is bad. Good is better than bad.
Last seen smoking a cigarette, telling a reporter to leave him alone and "go back to kissing jimothy's ass." they grow up so fast.
Ape Shit the zine@monkeywire.bsky.social · 2w agoPunch turns 1, has friends, no longer carries around the plushie. And journalists now refer to him as a "he" instead of how they reference other individual monkeys, as "it." Celebrity certainly has its benefits.
Goddamit they're going to overturn this because Happ's foot was above the plate aren't they
Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters
It's starting to feel like the Cubs don't want to entertain my children by doing fun baseball things while we're at the baseball game.
I'm at Wrigley with the boys and we did stand for the anthem but only because we were still walking to our seats at the time and sitting in the concourse would have been weird.
Netflix needs to get Jimothy and that orphaned monkey with the stuffed animal teamed up for a new variety show or something if they want to boost their viewership numbers.
How do you get that Sisyphus gig because it seems way better than the shit I do every day.
The Cubs surely don't want to be part of a maga story about "patriotism" and the fan that got hit probably doesn't want to deal with an angry maga mob coming after him and ricketts probably agrees with the jackass that hit him anyway so they're all probably just hoping the story goes away.
Bregman should have let that hit him in the head for the team! That's what the helmet is for.