My blood runs cold as I realize that in every interaction in my life I have been the Awkwafina of the group
Winks
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work wood, know ball one brain cell but it’s huge
Jon Taffer's mosh call before the breakdown hit at the 2015 Americans For Prosperity convention still hits all these years later. The pit was legendary.
I keep seeing people post the word Glonzo like I'm supposed to have heard it and understand what it means. And guess what, I do. Admitting otherwise would mean I'm ignorant and wack.
If a midwesterner says “Hwelp” let them go. The conversation is over. Any further talk will feel to them like being physically detained, which they will express by occasionally rocking back on their heels.
you know when Matthew McConaughey listened to a recording of nature so his animal body could tolerate being isolated in the vacuum of space? that's podcasts for us
Regarding VAR: Why the fuck would you show me something if I can't have it?
If LeBron was born 3000 years ago we’d be studying poems about him in college
Switching back to boxers so my daily experience of getting dressed is like trying to stuff a sleeping bag back in its case
Seeking out the most blockheaded, idiotic, knuckledragging acid doom. Sonic Demon might take the cake. youtu.be/G4hVAh57Vfo
Black Smoke
YouTube video by Sonic Demon - Topic
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Getting kicked off of Jeopardy because I scream FUCK!! after every wrong answer
I’m thinking of Bill Simmons in these trying times. And I’m smiling!!
I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And boy is my jaw tired.
Moderate Dems trotting out the slime covered pig roast of The Obama Years and insisting “It’s still good! It’s still good!”
Logging on and getting insanely mad at moderate democrat posts. This is good for me.
Heard my wife say "Where are all the table spoons?" from the other room and I haven't the heart to tell her I've bent them all with my mind
We all hoped Caitlin Clark would be Steph but what if she’s Monta Ellis
They should walk around with a platter of free cigarettes for the parents at the zoo playground.
Al Cisneros can't be releasing Sleep singles that don't have Matt Pike on guitar. That band already exists, it's called Om.
JD Vance is like if a troll had a pituitary gland problem that shunted all of his growth-energy toward producing grease.
I have a koi pond if you want me to help with the reflecting pool