"I hate when people laugh at me." 🤣🤣🤣 #IsHeDeadYet

"She made me dinner 6 days later", is the rapiest comment I think I've ever heard. #IsHeDeadYet

I'm almost 100% sure that if we elected the back lady, she wouldn't be begging the IRS or DOJ for complete tax audit immunity. #IsHeDeadYet

What kinda odds on Polymaket are we getting that Mitch McConnell will kick this week? To me it's a sure bet. And when I use the hashtag: #IsHeDeadYet I *originally* meant 🍊, but I will give a pass to ol' Mitch now. 🤣

Max Miller's mugshot has been unearthed and is going viral.

Just stop lying. Stop. Please, just stop. Is it *that* hard? No more lying, please. Enough. Stop, please stop. Telling the truth will set you free. #IsHeDeadYet

The President of the United States is a rapist. Sue me. #IsHeDeadYet

How long before State TV invites one of the 6 true communists left in this country onto their airwaves to discuss "democratic socialism." ? #IsHeDeadYet

I stopped listening to his voice years ago. Now, I can't even stand to *read* his comments. It's getting really bad out here folks. Really bad. #IsHeDeadYet

Speaking of COVID, what kind of a president stands in front of America, on camera, and says, "I take no responsibility." ? #IsHeDeadYet

So you're saying that the chain saw that Elonia weilded was just a little bit over the top? #IsHeDeadYet

When Democrats take power, they must immediately cancel all of Elon Musk’s government welfare checks. Like and repost if you want this to happen.

@cherijacobus.bsky.social had a great idea: To have someone like @petebuttigieg2028.bsky.social get in front of a microphone everyday and call out all of 🍊's bullshit on Capitol Hill. I have a new suggestion: how about Hunter fricken Biden? #IsHeDeadYet

Is striking a deal with the country, Saudi Arabia, that is mosly responsible for worst terrorist attack on US soil, a civilian nuclear program America First? #IsHeDeadYet

Fuck Bill Maher, again. #IsHeDeadYet

Maybe Howard Stern can get his Mitch McConnell impersonator to call into Joe Rogan's show to provide proof of life. 😅😂🤣 #IsHeDeadYet

Installment number eleventy billion of embarrassing moments for the country. #IsHeDeadYet

Maria Bartiromo: “I don’t understand how it’s possible that Iran....can lash out at Gulf countries and US military bases because the US has obliterated Iran’s military, and the president continues to reiterate that.” Oh really, you fish-eyed freak? No chance 🍊 lied? GTFOH! #IsHeDeadYet

There was an attempt by foreign countries to interfere in the 2020 election, according to 🍊. However, it was not enough to overcome the very high voter turnout. Let this be a lesson to all the choads who stayed home in 2024, and for 2026 and beyond. All we need is high turnout! #IsHeDeadYet

"Do you think they bought it?" -🍊 (probably) #IsHeDeadYet

Ok MAGA, have you given up yet? #IsHeDeadYet

So the election that took place *while* he was president was fraudulent but the election while he *wasn't* president was perfectly fine? Sure, Jan. #IsHeDeadYet

Just leaving this here. #IsHeDeadYet

Heard on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social this morning: If you fly from New York City to Osaka, Japan to Palm Beach to Jakar, the flight itinerary will read JFK-KIX-DJT-BUT 🤣😂😅 #IsHeDeadYet

Things I'd rather do than watch 🍊 tonight: 1. Eat a pile of steaming dung. 2. Stick a boiling hot shank in my pee hole. 3. Watch anything Kardashian. #IsHeDeadYet

Hey Hegseth, yea, checking testosterone levels for our service members is a great idea. Let's check YOURS first, you absolute tit. #IsHeDeadYet

The thing about the 2020 election is.... HE FUCKING LOST!!!! 😂🤣😅 #IsHeDeadYet

Live your life in such a way that when asked the obvious and simple question, "Who won the 2020 presidential election?", it doesn't make you squirm around in your seat like you have worms in your bunghole. #IsHeDeadYet

😅😂🤣 #IsHeDeadYet

So, now the IRS can audit him? Good, now audit him. Yesterday. #IsHeDeadYet