6 because (a) I don’t have those and (b) they never have been and never will be

Karen “the good kind”@kpsinging.bsky.social · yesterday

🤣🤣 (Mine is 3)

Whitehouse: "Today, I think is a sad and embarrassing day for this committee. As it looks like on a party-line vote, we are going to advance out of this committee probably the most discreditable person ever to seek the office of attorney general of the United States..."

I applaud whoever told him this was a good idea, you really nailed the bastard

Steve Herman@newsguy.bsky.social · yesterday

"While I was silent, others were happy to write my story for me. No more." - David Ellison, chief executive of Paramount Skydance www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/op...

Damn, the article’s too old for the author

Tom Roberts@tpgroberts.bsky.social · 2d ago

I genuinely can't stop thinking about this piece of his someone shared earlier, in part because I sincerely can't work out which parts of it I am supposed to treat as "real" and which are "provocations" because surely, surely, the conclusion can't be real. www.theguardian.com/society/2003...

If Babe Ruth never existed, then who murdered poor Helen with arson

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2d ago

just woke up to the Jays are buying at the deadline and Pete Crow-Armstrong thinks Babe Ruth was made-up

In the future, everyone will have the joy of watching Luis Arraez slap singles around for their team for 15 minutes

Jeff Passan Bot@jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · 2d ago

BREAKING: The Philadelphia Phillies are acquiring second baseman Luis Arraez in a trade with the San Francisco Giants, sources tell ESPN.

lol I’ve had so much fun and I’m such a stupid piece of shit Cleveland forever, man

Carlos Baerga here watching a presentation, slimming it in his own jersey

BIG DEAL on voting rights this morning: Governor Spanberger just restored the voting rights of some 60,000+ Virginians. Her move reverses Youngkin's abrupt decision in 2023 to end automatic voting rights restoration, which brought Virginia back to a system of default lifetime disenfranchisement.

Virginia Governor Restores Voting Rights for Thousands With Past Felony Convictions - Bolts

This is the only state that, absent action by the governor, bans people convicted of any felony from voting for life. Virginians have an opportunity to end that system for good in November.

boltsmag.org

Nolan Arenado has made two plays nobody else could make tonight but baseball reference has him at 0 defensive runs, this is age discrimination

For The Guardian, I profiled Ayami Sato, who is arguably the best women's baseball player in the world. She will take the mound tomorrow for the WPBL's Los Angeles Queens.

Ayami Sato, the greatest pitcher in women’s baseball, is ready for her American debut

The most decorated pitcher in women’s baseball history begins a new chapter with the Los Angeles Queens as the WPBL launches in the United States

theguardian.com

Rockies Fan Opens Private Tab To Check Score

................the cop chose to formally assign fault to a 21-year-old woman for a car accident kyle shanahan caused. come on. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Police: 49ers coach not charged in crash at officer's discretion

Palo Alto Police said neither party was provided preferential treatment after the July 14 crash that seriously injured Niners coach Kyle Shanahan.

espn.com

Kody Clemens with the third walk-off grand slam in MLB history by a team trailing by 3 after having 2 outs & nobody on base that inning, joining: Brian Giles 7/28/2001 PIT (down 7 with 2 out & nobody on) Ryan Roberts 9/27/2011 ARI (down 5) h/t @EliasSports

It’s great that you and I, the American taxpayer, is footing the bill for this stuff. Neat

Mike Martin@eastex-sparky.bsky.social · last wk.

This is not the DOJ's responsibility. They are not a private law firm. The Supreme Court should toss the request and admonish the DOJ for taking on such a case. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

The official Republican position on COVID is that it was a mild case of the flu but also an engineered bioweapon and the vaccine that Trump miraculously pushed out in a under a year is worthless sugar water but actually killed millions and it’s really Fauci and Joe Biden’s fault.

There was a guy at the bar who was alone with his laptop, and he let us take all his chairs to add to our table Now he is bordered by two beautiful women, AND he’s surrounded by chairs inexplicably It’s like the loaves and fishes but better somehow

@michaelclair.bsky.social how are you both here AND there

Productive Outs@productiveouts.bsky.social · 7d ago

hello I am doing a sports

There was a guy at the bar who was alone with his laptop, and he let us take all his chairs to add to our table Now he is bordered by two beautiful women, AND he’s surrounded by chairs inexplicably It’s like the loaves and fishes but better somehow

Hey bitches, buy @michaelclair.bsky.social’s book, it’s great www.amazon.com/Sacrifice-Ev...

NEW: Under Bari Weiss, CBS News has shifted to the right to try to grab some of Fox News' audience. Not only have they failed to do that, but they've driven off so much of their core audience that CBS Mornings is now perilously close to getting beaten by Fox & Friends. zeteo.com/p/mamdani-de...

Man, I forgot how good Cracker Jack was until SABR put some in @mikeduncan.bsky.social‘s goodie bag and he left it here

This train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland, our whole economy’s based on LeBron James

The worst people on earth are the people who use AI to reply to Facebook comments

TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.

Your doctor should decide what care you need - not a dude behind a desk or worse, an AI robot. It's time to ban prior authorization.

This hearing is driven entirely by Elon Musk's algorithm. Not a single normie voter alive today has thought about Anthony Fauci for at least five years. On X this is a pressing issue - maybe the pressing issue - of the day. It doesn't matter at all.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Moreno to Fauci: "Who the fuck did you think you were?"

Boarding for #sabr54 and a woman started singing a very loud and almost completely atonal rendition of “Cleveland Rocks.” Looking forward to the longest hour of my life

anybody who actually puts money in this should be made a ward of the state

The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.

X Money is launching in the US starting today