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Calling a royal "your *low*-ness" and dapping up my peasant homies like
If trans women aren't women, why don't we comment "u got bf?" "R u married" "show feet" in every single pretty girl's live stream Checkmate, flyover states
Technically every chair I sit in is a cuck chair
Dying is easy, young man. Cumming hands-free is harder.
LEGISLATIVE ALERT 🚨 The Senate Commerce Committee will vote on the SCREEN Act on August 5. This bill requires age verification for all websites deemed “harmful to minors”. Contact your legislators NOW, demand they vote NO on the SCREEN Act. www.defendonlineprivacy.com/screen/ @fsc.bsky.social
Defend Online Privacy: Stop the SCREEN Act!
The Senate Commerce Committee will vote on the SCREEN Act on August 5. ACT NOW to stop it!
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Bisexual, but I'm only attracted to 4 types of men and 2 of them are fictional
I just saw an AI flyer for a funeral 😐
May it please the court, I'd like to proffer into evidence exhibit A: Lesbian Mud Wrestling
It calls to me like the Green Goblin mask
First time my car was broken into, Seattle PD didn't care once I clarified that no guns had been stolen. Second time, I didn't bother reporting
Em, midly@lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 5d agoIt’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.
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My first time setting up a bootblacking stand, so of COURSE I had to make it extra ✨💪🏻✨
Spend 10 years coming home in my odussy daddy
Congress 2067 is now in session. First we will hear from the gentleman from Ohio. Senator Skibideez Nuts, the floor is yours.
I never expect DC movies to be good these days, but watching a surprisingly good Marvel movie then coming home and watching a made-for-streaming Star Wars movie that happens to have Supergirl in it is painful😮💨😮💨😮💨
