Tessera

You're double grounded. Give me your phone.

I could’ve done worse.

Oh, so this is some sort of joke to you?

monstrous tenderness,@aquietappetite.bsky.social · 5mo ago

@bingoguy.bsky.social This one’s you.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙱𝙰𝙻 ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙸⠀𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎⠀𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎⠀𝚘𝚏⠀𝚘𝚞𝚛⠀𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚜⠀𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜⠀𝚋𝚎⠀𝚝𝚑𝚎⠀𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎.⠀𝚈𝚘𝚞⠀𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍⠀𝚝𝚑𝚎 ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝚏𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚛⠀𝚘𝚏⠀𝚖𝚢⠀𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍⠀𝚊𝚗𝚍⠀𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚍⠀𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝚝𝚑𝚎⠀𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕⠀𝚘𝚏⠀𝚖𝚢⠀𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜. ⠀

𝕯𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗔 𝕭𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗢 ( slow )@hollowmemories.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Grace:

a cartoon of a purple wizard with a hood

ALT: a cartoon of a purple wizard with a hood

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𝖮𝗇𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝖺 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗵͟𝗮͟𝘂͟𝗻͟𝘁͟𝗲͟𝗱͟. 𝖮𝗇𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝖺 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾.

Did- Did you just threaten me, young lady???

Dad. I am not capable of turning people into dogs. BUT IF I WAS, YOU’RE ON THE LIST!!

υηуιєℓ∂ιηg ωιℓℓ@unyieldingwill.bsky.social · 5mo ago

You remember Carlos? The nice man who I posed with for some tasteful pictures? Well, you'll never guess what Grace did. She turned him into a little dog.

What about our daughter, dear? [sipping a drink as she flips through a weapons magazine.]

grounded

You won't even admit it? Grace, you're breaking my heart.

WH— WHAT EVEN… What the heck is bedroo— NO, I DON’T WANNA KNOW. CARLOS IS A HUMAN BEING. CARLOS IS NOT A DOG. I’M NOT A WITCH.

This is the gateway. First you're turning boyfriends into dogs, then you're going to start making bedroom T-Virus. I know this line, Grace. Your mother will be hearing about this.

Also why are you more worried about black magic than EVIL SCIENCE WE ACTUALLY DEAL WITH.

You're grounded, Grace. No black magic under my roof.

WHAT— WHY?!

Go to your room.

….. It’s a toy, dad. It’s a toy. Do you not remember Littlest Pet Shop toys?

You turned Carlos into a dog?

@ubcsdelta.bsky.social Baby, look, it’s you. 🥰

"Let's just say I learned from my mistakes."

"Do you even care about that?" "I heard you provided explosives to an inebriated Black Cat."

"Could always lend you my old one. Gotta promise you don't commit an act of terrorism, though."

"Really?" "Maybe I should meet him, my usual rocket launcher guy went and got himself a conscience."

"Sold me a rocket launcher once."

"He looks like he sells kidneys."

"Little bit of both. Mostly to a strange guy with an even stranger accent."

"To good times, or bad ones?"

Flashbacks.

"Hello, stranger."

Those pants of yours. Are those Billie Jeans?

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I won't stop til you get enough.

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Huh. And here I was thinking it didn't matter if it was wolf or cat.

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Anyone else hear a werewolf?