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Stories, jokes, and memes (mostly memes) about Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and the other games of BioWare. Not affiliated with BioWare or EA, can't offer tech support.

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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 5h ago

An image of Shepard with the Prothean beacon on Eden Prime. The text reads, "Forget 'tank' or 'healer', the most important DnD party member role is 'person who touches the cursed objects'."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · yesterday

An image of the Inquisitor in the herb garden at Skyhold next to a Royal Elfroot plant. The text reads, "The feminine desire to have a poison garden is common, right?"

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 2d ago

An image of the Normandy SR1's destruction in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "'Can'n! The ship! She cannae take much more!' You don't know that. The ship's never been blown apart before, we have no idea what she can take. Beides, she's called the 'Indomitable' not the 'Domitable if you shoot us with a few connons.' We do appear to be sinking, though, yes."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 3d ago

An image of Fem!Hawke. The text reads, "As a woman, I have ruined every one of my former workplaces by leaving them without their most valuable employee when I quit."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 4d ago

An image of Shepard at the sushi restaurant in Citadel with a gun in her hands. The text reads, "you are hereby sentenced to eating the food you have at home."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 5d ago

An image of Isabela in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "'I am looking respectfully' -- Don't you fucking dare. You turn your slutty, slutty gaze upon this wretched thing like god intended."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 6d ago

Tequila se'lai

An image of Shepard draining a glass of alcohol. The text reads, "no YOU live in a state of DENIAL, I live in MARGARITAVILLE".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 7d ago

An image of the Inquisitor and Josephine at the opera. There's a speech bubble pointed at Josephine.

Unofficial Guardian (UK) Bot@guardian-uk-rss.bsky.social · last wk.

I thought Nolan’s Odyssey was an epic bore. If you want Greek myths brought to life, try the thrill of opera!

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · last wk.

An image of Rook's companions in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "'we're on the same wavelength,' first of all, that's the spectrum".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · last wk.

An image of Haestrom in Mass Effect 2 with lens flare reflecting the planet's powerful star. The text reads, "News: People who can regulate their temperature having bloody brilliant time right now".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · last wk.

An image of Zevran in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads, "my dick has led me to places I wouldn't even go with a gun".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · last wk.

C-Sec arresting Shepard.

Michelle@michelleroy78.bsky.social · last wk.

Me: It's medicinal. Cop: Ok, first of all, it's a rocket launcher.

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · last wk.

An image of Barla Von speaking to Shepard. The text reads, "Nooo, don't worry, my pyramid scheme is queer owned."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · last wk.

I made one (1) renegade choice in Mass Effect and Zendaya just showed up and started looking at me like this

An image of Zendaya as Athena judging Matt Damon's Odysseus in The Odyssey.

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 2w ago

An image of Varric in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "'You look tired', well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease."

RPG towns @rpgtowns.bsky.social · 2w ago

Dragon Age 2 Xbox 360 game.
Source: Amazon.com

Transphobes Can't Read@lordaslan.bsky.social · 2w ago

How does one become indoctrinated into bisexuality?

An article titled "nearly 30% of Gen Z adults identify as LGBTQ, national survey finds. About half of the Gen Z adults who identify as LGBTQ identify as bisexual"

The person posting this says "how is this not due to indoctrination?"

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 2w ago

An image of a keeper in Mass Effect. The text reads, "Domestication has not worked out. So I will be returning to the woods and going feral. If you need me, try tossing me treats and pspspsing."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 2w ago

An image of Hawke in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "Honey, we are ALL doomed by the narrative. It's no that serious. Have some fun with it."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 2w ago

When you really wish Shepard could take part in the squadmate conversations

An image of Shepard with Garrus and Wrex in an elevator on the Citadel. The text reads, "'You're quiet', I am gatekeeping my personality from you".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 2w ago

An image of Alistair in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads, "Guy who hears about any career and says 'oh, like Barbie'."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 2w ago

Oh, so that's why they went

An image of the Suicide Mission in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "Scientists have discovered sugar in the middle of the Milky Way."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 2w ago

An image of Niftu Cal in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "ancient god (self-diagnosed)".

An image of Corypheus in Dragon Age Inquisition. The text reads, "ancient god (self-diagnosed)".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 3w ago

An image of Miranda in mass Effect 3. The text reads, "Of course I have a praise kink, I was ignored as a child."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 3w ago

An image of Solas in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text reads:

"Everyone stop telling me how old you were in 2008, I don't wanna hear that shit.

"Some of you should be at the orphanage.

"Preschool. I meant preschool."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 3w ago

An image of Tali in Mass Effect. The text reads, "Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I'm some kind of protestant".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 3w ago

An image of Hawke and Isabela covered in blood in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "[Covered in blood] Perhaps the world is slightly brighter having me in it."

🆂🅰🅻🆃🆈 🅵🅾🅽🅳 @saltyfond.bsky.social · 3w ago

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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 3w ago

An image of FemShep confronting Harkin in Mass Effect. The text reads, "It's stupid when girls say they can't find a guy, yet they ignore me. It's like saying you're hungry when there's a hot dog on the ground outside."

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 3w ago

An image of Dorian in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text reads, "stop accusing me of hedonism and moral decadence. I am not even having a good time".

BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 3w ago

An image of Grunt in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone."