Birbsai
@birbsai.bsky.social
Henlo. They/Them, The Other Half to @niosai.com 🖤 I accept seed and sodie pop to fuel my hate. If you know me irl, no you don't. Email: birbsaiofficial@gmail.com
Not that anyone but my nostalgic ass cares but…I own a sealed copy of Harvest Moon 64 and it’s one of my Crown Jewels. It defined me growing up and now I won’t ever use it lol It taught me how to manage my time. I love that game so much.
“I’m not out of your league. You were just surrounded by strong ladies growing up that you can’t recognize a great man when you see one.” - Me to Nio just now. And it’s 100% true. He can’t recognize what a great man he is because he was surrounded by incredible ladies growing up.
We had our clinic open 9-12 today for makeup hours, so Nio got to work today. I didn’t have a client who wanted to go so I stayed home. Been hella depressed. Nio calls when he got off work and says, “don’t eat, I smuggled pizza out for you.” This is marriage, guys.
My client’s little sister just told me when she was in elementary school, she got lost during a fire drill. So the teachers made her do laps on the field as a punishment. Like?? Shouldn’t the adults be mad that they left her behind and she couldn’t find a way out?? Bruh. Society.
“'Cause nothing feels like home, you're a thousand miles away And the hardest part of living is just taking breaths to stay 'Cause I know I'm good for something, I just haven't found it yet And I need it”
Less than 2 hours in the hospital and the nurse practitioner was awesome. Thankfully, not broken but blood pressure is still high but they’re letting me leave. What a night. I wanna relax man.
I cancelled my night session client tonight but I’m sitting outside the clinic where they could probably see me because I’m waiting for Nio to be done with his session so I can go to the hospital. 🥲
Nio showed me recently that you can put cheese on a chicken sandwich and it’s actually good? Like I knew they sold them that way, but I never tried one. So I’ve had many chicken sandwiches with white American cheese on them now. I had one for breakfast today.
As expected, I’m a zombie today after BTS last night. GG to my 3 clients today. They deserve a Birb that’s attentive, but I’ll be pairing by napping all session thanks.
Anyways saw BTS tonight and need to sleep it off. Will talk more tomorrow. Sweet dreams.
Lowkey cheesecake ice cream from Coldstone with Kit-Kats is so underrated. That combo is the best.
*Nio playing CoD* “I must kill” - Nio “Typical American” - Me I’m just saying..
It still hasn’t set in that I’ll be seeing BTS tomorrow night. I’m somehow very calm.
Niosai just walked in the house and said, “Thank God we can finally defend ourselves in our new home”. With what? Oh, his keyblades, Master Sword, and Buster Sword. Me holding the Buster Sword that’s almost as tall as me to defend myself? Daunting..to the other guy.
The Lego Birb set we built on Thanksgiving didn’t survive the move, chat. He lost his head.
Don’t know if I have any people that collect Pokemon cards here, but I casually pulled this card many years ago and my local card shop refused to buy it because he said “You’d get a way better deal from someone at a card show.” It’s my crown jewel currently.
My new client did my nails during session this morning at my boss’s suggestion and now I’m learning how to live again with nails. How will I game? No idea. Send help.
In Tomodachi for Nio, it says I think we’re ultra friends, but he is not getting along with me. He really DOES hate me, chat.
My client’s family is too upper class for me because what do you MEAN you have a fireplace that lights an actual fire using a god damn LIGHT SWITCH??
I’ve been HAHA funny guy all morning with everyone but lowkey, I cried in bed for an hour this morning because of how tired, burnt out, and unmotivated I am. But I’m back to being HAHA funny guy in session with my half asleep client now so.
Nio made a fake character on an emulated version of Tomodachi Life called Dixon Cider. I hate it here.
I have my psychiatrist appointment in 1 minute and I’m trying to find the right way to say how I feel when she asks how I’m doing that isn’t just erupting into sobbing for the whole session.
Nio won’t force me and him to fall in love on Tomodachi Life and I’m both mad and feeling respected.
Happy Monday. I’m here to report that I have a huge bathtub for once and was able to take a bath in epsom salt last night and my bathroom STILL smells amazing this morning. That’s all.
My twin brother called my phone tonight and I stopped everything because wtf. Also I have a twin brother everyone.
@niosai.com made my character in Tomodachi life walk with small steps and I feel like this is bullying. I have short legs, and I walk slowly. My HUSBAND is making me too accurately to the point I’m being bullied.
Marrying Nio is being quizzed on who composed THIS Super Smash Bros song. And it’s been Yoko Shimomura 99% of the time, and I’ve been correct each time it was her. That’s what being married to Nio is like.