My neighbor is a bagel My Jewish is a Muslim Knicks in Five!!!
I flew to Brazil and showed their most expensive plastic surgeon this photo. He nodded without saying a word and laid me down on the table. I'll see you all when I wake up.
It's just me and my vibe-coded Rasberry Pi against the world. #Programmer
I love when AI guys are like "once we figure out how to do this thing that's impossible and nobody can figure out, robots will take your job and fucking kill you". Imagine any other business advertising itself this way. Like if McDonald's said it could go out of control and end civilization!
He's the typa guy to suck dick for video game money and then buy a PS5 if you know what I mean
Dungeon Crawler Carl is the first book I've seen people I know are illiterate finish, say what you will thats pretty impressive
Operation Desert Storm. I was there... and it rocked! I actually have a good attitude!
I would rather go to the doctor and get one hundred shots and a colonscopy before going to the phone store im so serious
I took a cookie from a mouse and due to a loophole in his species' customs I wound up with a series of increasingly valuable objects.
Y'all ready to acknowledge that Bush was right about OBGYNs not being allowed to practice their love or are you still not ready for that convo?
They're Cullen our favorite celebrities, we're Parton too soon, and it doesn't Curry my favor 😢
I tried opening my neanderthal brother up to better video games than his typical gun and ball slop and he's already asked me how to jump and where to find the ranked lobby in Disco Elysium
Hey The News... mind if I take a sideways glance at you real quick? Or are you scared?
Uploading a picture of myself to "People of Walmart" with the caption "I saw this guy today who actually looked pretty good!"
Trump's yandere girlfriend is an interesting new storyline, I hope she sticks around for a bit
that one figurine your grandma has on her shelf that you legitimately aren't sure is racist or not:
The episode of Mad Men where Don and Lane go see Gamera in theaters is so sick. They were earnestly enjoying tokusatsu
Drake rizzing up goth girls on youtube was not on my 2026 bingo card... but it is *hilarious* 😂
At the end of the day jokes on the flock cameras they're gonna have to see me pick my nose a lot.
The economy is so bad my gangstalkers are down to just one guy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjlI... Let's just say this anime hero didn't need to collect all seven dragon balls to make it to his own funeral.
The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn (1994) Intro
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