I've been doing story math in my head and I feel like blitz and stolas should fuck again while they're still in the middle of Problems. I think it should be a bad decision again
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HANDS OFF THE CHEST FLUFF ✶ Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss alt ✶ 🔞
Stolitz sex position October 17/31 (belated) Figuring out the puzzle that is Stolas’s fucking LEGS
today's cope: this is an upbeat stolitz song. it has every motif in it... I'm mentally storyboarding an AMV that starts out ironic and ends up sincere (except I have to wait for the show to end to get to the sincere part. so watch this space in a few years 😛)
Lasso The Moon
Ashe · The Girl Of Your Dreams · Song · 2026
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feeling so fucking worthless #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Blitz #Blitzo #Blitzø #HelluvaBossSeason3
sometimes blitzø's hands are like big weird meaty paws... I like that... sometimes he's got these spindly long knife fingers... I like that too
[HB] something something Blitz assuming Stolas is too powerful to get physically hurt paralleling Stolas seemingly assuming Blitz can’t get emotionally hurt bc he doesn’t rly care abt anyone
I feel so ill because I love blitz so much but the silver lining is thinking about how fuuuucking sexy he's going to be as he deteriorates and snaps and hits rock bottom...
EVERY TIME I REMEMBER HAPPY DRUNK BLITZ AFTER HIS KARAOKE DATE WITH MOXXIE I WANT TO FROW UP
big fan of the idea that plain old having penetrative sex is already super kinky for stolas to enjoy lol
it was really important to see stolas all buttoned up in his professor getup. slutted up crop top stolas was so legendary but we need balance so no one forgets he's a DILF
Happy Halloween, Alastor, sweetie, pumpkin! 🎃🦌🧡 #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotelAlastor #HappyHalloween
its ok that blitz and stolas make smoking look really fucking sexy because they aren't human. cigarettes are probably healthy for them
the way that the chest fluff is a load bearing part of this figure–
Twiggie THE ROACH 🔞@twiggietime.bsky.social · 6d agoyo?
ok well time to leave the internet for a few days. heres a WIP for no specific reason to summon nothing in particular
thank u vassago for rubbing stolas's fluffy head feathers tenderly. need an eternally looping gif of this