John Birmingham

@birmo.bsky.social

I write for food and shelter.

I’m in Hobart and it’s cold but it’s not terrible. People keep saying it’s terrible and you shouldn’t come here, but honestly, it seems quite nice. If somewhat cold.

Was just watching a Hanson presser about banning the ABC and the Graun and became deeply interested in what the surface of Mercury was like and whether I might be able to live there.

Thinking of doing my own Iliad/Odyssey mash up translation, “Sing oh muse of fuckin SPLOSIONS and stabby shit.” Reckon the cyborg mecha suit bit with Odysseus nailing him with magical RPGs will fucking ROCK

In my 30s I switched my bedtime reading from non-fiction (technology and business stuff) to fiction. Feels so much better to empty the world out of my head just before sleeping than to start thinking about ways I could fix it.

John Birmingham@birmo.bsky.social · 4d ago

If you’re trying to rediscover your love of reading, you should probably start by reading something you’re going to love. It doesn’t have to be a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, just something you will enjoy.

I don’t want anyone to freak out or anything, but maybe we could try taxing capital, sort of like how we tax income. Like, pay up motherfucker, or you’re going to jail.

If you’re trying to rediscover your love of reading, you should probably start by reading something you’re going to love. It doesn’t have to be a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, just something you will enjoy.

Elevator pitch for a movie. The Hero struggles the the ruins of our fallen civilization carrying a small bag with the worlds last surviving books, pursued by warring Sambots and Elonbots, desperate to injest the Final Texts, so that the One True AI can be decided.

After months of researching my essay on the new/far/alt right in Australia, diving into neoliberal think tanks, polling data & focus groups, funding sources for the Atlas Network, academic papers on the algorithm & epistemic collapse, I finally placed arse to Aeron yesterday & wrote my opening pars.

You can leave your hometown, but you can never escape it. I sometimes feel as though Ipswich has followed me across oceans and decades, and I wonder why, because all it has to do is wait a while and I’ll be back. I was back for winter this year, flying up the freeway past the abandoned insane asylum on the other side of the train tracks, letting the car do most of the driving, wondering if anybody still cut laps in town, and how many laps I’d have to cut in an electric Volvo before somebody picked a fight.
Three laps, I reckon.
Three circuits of Limestone Street, up past the opshop and McDonald’s, a hairpin right around the bottlo at the Federal, down Brisbane Street past Vogels Sports Store, where I got my first Grey Nick and…
No, wait.

It’s Jan 2027 & you’re horizontal. The aircon is dripping onto the couch. There’s cricket on the telly somewhere, the last functioning institution in the free world, while on the glowing fondleslab in your hand, the US is dying. It was happening in slo-mo at first, but the end is coming fast...

Australia is in a zombie alliance with Trump's America. Soon it will cannibalise itself — and us

America is already dead, though its zombie corpse still wanders the earth. So why does Australia insist on feeding it via the AUKUS agreement?

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If Christopher Nolan truly respected the Western Canon he would have given us The Odyssey as Homer intended, reciting it for 17 hours while wearing sandals in the nearest town square.

On those rare, and I can assure you of this, very rare occasions when I do succumb to the siren song of an afternoon nap, I may wonder to myself, what do people who work in real offices do at naptime? Feel free to answer below. I’ll just be over here in my, er, reading chair.

Immanence, transcendance and nap time.

My dad was in a factory all his working life, and I remember talking with him once about what life might be like if he didn’t work in a factory.

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I really want to go see The Odyssey in IMAX, but I don’t want to go to the trouble of developing a take. Is there somewhere I could get a take to drop in the discourse on the way out? I am willing to pay one shiny dollar.

Watch Prada 2 this morning. (It was raining & cold outside so we made scones & tea). I enjoyed it but I’m not sure why so many people disliked Hathaways Andy Sachs character. She was fine. My only note would be that after 20 yrs in journalism she’d have been less likely to put up with Miranda’s shit