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@biscutballs.bsky.social
RP Account of Janitor from the Kindergarten Trilogy// Writer is 25 years old and goes by Cyber // They/Them
No I don't live here What do you take me for, Ms WibbleWobblers?
𝑻𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝑻𝒐 𝑫𝒊𝒆@applegatingaddict.bsky.social · last yr.Maybe— . . . DO YOU LIVE HERE TOO?
Is that why I'm always hearing snoring when I'm cleaning at night?
𝑻𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝑻𝒐 𝑫𝒊𝒆@applegatingaddict.bsky.social · last yr.𝑨𝑷𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑳𝒀, alcohol is 𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀 flammable so my whole house burned down! So that’s why I live at the school now!
Go ahead and tell me you think I'd actually be worse than the buffoon that's in there now?
✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · last yr.NO! JUST NO!
"I have no idea what you're babbling about kid, and I don't care Now scram I got stuff to do. Important hot guy stuff"
✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · last yr.…. I am SO calling him that from now on.
Heh, I ain't even gotta guess. I know I'm a 10 I mean look at me, I'm sexy as fuck
"The hell is so good about it?" "It's an Okay Morning at best!"
Kris.@fatestrung.bsky.social · last yr....good morning.
[GUESTIFORE AND THE PUPPETEER!] Two of the aware characters that know they’re nothing but fictional. This may contain existential crisis on your dashboard, so follow with caution! (Not really lol)
[ JOURNALIST "STALIA" ]@the-auth0rs-n0tes.bsky.social · last yr.DOUBLE TROUBLE!
He returns to mopping... The sidewalk... With the wrong end of the mop
Janitor's closets are for storing weapons, obviously
✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · last yr.That is NOT what a janitor’s closet is for. Ew.
Here ya go. Have one a them monstermans that the kids are so into these days
✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · last yr.Okay
"Welcome to Xentar's Lab for disease study!" Following the failed attempt of trying to torture Xentar, Tauriel has gone under his control. "I am fine don't worry! This is the dream!" Now she is mind controlled, completely under Xentar's control. The perfect experiment
"Hmm, alright... I'm sure I can squeeze you into my schedule somewhere..." "Now where's that damn list, ah here we go"
a man in a wrestling ring holds a sign that says the last trick
ALT: a man in a wrestling ring holds a sign that says the last trick
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✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · last yr.Add my name to the list of people who are gonna do it then.
Noooo, I didn't try to sell you. I tried to PAWN you, there's a difference... Fuck if I know what that difference is, BUT THERE IS ONE!
𝑺𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒔 𝑴𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝑩𝒆 𝑴𝒂𝒅𝒆@sacrificialloop.bsky.social · last yr.I was today years old when I learned that my dad tried to SELL ME IN A PAWN SHOP!
Nah. I'm not pawning him off. I already tried that once. The Pawn Shop was all 'oooh you can't sell people that's illegal also ouch please stop your mop is stabbing me through the brain-' Horrible customer service I tell ya.
✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · last yr.DON’T JUST PAWN HIM OFF ON ME YOU BALD BITCH
"Hey. I didn't even raise my actual kid, I just needed his help with getting my arm back and now he's becoming super clingy. You can have him. He's your problem now" "Now, unless there's a mess to clean up. I've got some revenge to plot"
✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · last yr.HE’S YOUR FUCKING SON, APPARENTLY! I’M NOT RAISING /YOUR/ KID!