All the people who are anti-cancer or want to slow cancer progress, I have one (2) question: If cancer disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without skin, lung or even brain cancer? Imagine cancer was suddenly cured. Would you actually be willing to give it up?

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterday

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

I will say queueing up in League Classic against emerald+ modern League players who have no idea minions used to deal damage is really funny

We often talk about It's Raining Men but I've never seen anyone talk about how this line in the first chorus: "I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get absolutely soaking wet!" is nothing short of a masterpiece

My forehead has a killer mustache

What I meant to say: But that's not important because your love is priceless to me What came out: But that's not important because your love has no val- actually hold on let me- wait where are you going?

Why do they call it top ten when you top ten the first songs hot 100 hits the top ten

Nick (derogatory) ✨@slothropsmap.bsky.social · last mo.

They’re calling it the least comprehensible achievement of all time.

The accuracy of this is mind boggling. The black and grey section on the left, the two yellow stripes, the black stripes on the right, the colors match nearly perfectly throughout. I had to look it up because I couldn't believe it was real.

ArtButMakeItSports@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Black Watch Series III, by Gene Davis, 1974

Oh no I've fallen into the Only Connect rabbit hole again...

I have zero investment in this but if your team is called the Knickerbockers you should come in last place

I'm reaching Abyss level 100 today with an absolutely busted Gilick build twitch.tv/bismuth9

In first person view, I like my Y axis inverted (up to look down, down to look up) but X axis normal. In third person view, I like both axes inverted so that it feels like I'm moving the actual camera. Am I normal?

Voidling Bound is out! Streaming a bit of casual play before speedruns twitch.tv/bismuth9

Voidling Bound is out, guess who will be streaming again 😎

I can confirm that I cannot play Yoshi Valley at final lap speed (172 BPM)

Would I be insane if I did a solo Archipelago including SM64, DK64, OoT, MM, Factorio, OSRS, Balatro, Stardew Valley, Terraria and TrackMania?

Thinking about that time a friend of mine showed me this cool internet forum, I made an account and posted in the off topic, "count numbers with images" thread. I found a nice image of the next number in line, posted it, and the next day, my friend comes up to me, horrified

9 DAYS TO GO! Voidling Bound launches June 9th. Steam build approved! We're ready for launch! 🚀 One more thing... 🎉 300,000 WISHLISTS! 🎉 Thank you for all the support, Wranglers! Daily species spotlights and surprises on the way! #VoidlingBound #IndieGame #Steam

Andromeda was far and away the best song of Eurovision and I will not be convinced otherwise

Oh god you're gonna make me Olé

Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

I was featured in the Red Bulletin, Red Bull's gaming magazine! Two pages of the magazine are dedicated to Super Mario Bros. and my endeavour as a speedrun educator. Plus the cover is actually playable! www.instagram.com/reels/DX5FA9...

Tech bros love to say AI makes them 10x more efficient because it lets them make something with 10% of the quality for 1% of the effort*, as if that was actually a great thing. *Only if you discount the insane amount of energy waste involved in the process and only count their own personal effort.

My pet peeve is twitch chats that replace really common words with ugly emotes

I have a particular fondness for the very specific sound of those 16-bit, early-90s Epic Megagames titles like Epic Pinball and Jazz Jackrabbit. The bass and drums sound so incredible, I don't know how to describe it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zYW... www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPM5...

Epic Pinball OST - Super Android

YouTube video by VideoGameOST1

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TIL Mark Carney has an elite prospects page as a goalie and he's never been scored on in his life

Hell yeah for space exploration

My girlfriend won't approve my motion for garlic shrimp scented candles

I covered Celeste's Resurrections on piano www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDN0...

Celeste - Resurrections (Piano cover by Bismuth)

YouTube video by Bismuth Music

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This is what we want