Bravo Bitchelorette

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Democracy defender, truth teller, reality tv watcher, housewives apologist, animal lover, Twitter refugee

#MAFS that man did not say this gorgeous woman—who he wouldn’t have a shot with outside of this show—is a 7 in New York. What?? He’s a THREE, at best, everywhere on earth and has no business rating her looks. 😡

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lmao Caitlin dumps Devin because of HIS behavior then he tells the group they were splitting and acts like HE made the decision! This dude is unreal! His anger issues need to be settled with a therapist. She would've lived in HELL if she married this man. #mafs

Devin is SO insecure & he's the one who is toxic as fuck. All he does is gaslight this girl! Getting jealous she's talking to Mecca then going in on her then wondering why he's told to shut the fuck up??? All he does is complain and the matchmakers and boys have hyped him to where he's delulu #msfa

Courtney is literally so freaking delusional it's painful to watch!!! GIRL! You are not a victim! Perfect example of a maga woman. Victim mentality when she's the literal problem. Mean girl. Maybe Nick shouldn't request a conservative girl in the future 🤡 #mafs

Joe is actively showing why he will never be a good bosun. It's more than just running a boat. He thinks it's fun to fuck with women and thinks they are his toys and he's literally pushing this thought process onto the deckhand below him. He's so toxic in every work environment. #belowdeckmed

Kristina needs to take her own advice and communicate with her husband instead of projecting her shit onto Stassi. Like this is weird as fuck. And Beau needs to talk to his wife instead of all of her fucking friends behind her back and then joining in on the gang up during an ambush. #houseofstassi

Beau's communication SUCKS. Everyone is on Stassi but he literally avoided his best friend for 9 MONTHS because of a dumb text instead of just having an adult conversation. He talks to her friends about how he feels instead of her. He doesn't tell her about a job interview?? Grow up. #houseofstassi