Me whenever Lestat decides to open his mouth.

Mr. Gallant in American Horror Story: Apocalypse

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[ Is he sure about that..? ]

Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody@lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 3w ago

Will have everyone know he is incredibly interesting.

Why is he like this. 😮‍💨

. ..

What was that noise.

Ray. Do. Not. Push. Me.

𝕽𝖆𝖞 𝕯𝖊𝖑𝖌𝖆𝖉𝖔@eventhebones.bsky.social · 3w ago

Or what? You'll bite me?

Do not make me come over there.

𝕽𝖆𝖞 𝕯𝖊𝖑𝖌𝖆𝖉𝖔@eventhebones.bsky.social · 3w ago

Are all vampires this bitchy and moody or is it just this one

I love him to bits but must he be this stupid. Honestly.

Thats a good question actually

𝕽𝖆𝖞 𝕯𝖊𝖑𝖌𝖆𝖉𝖔@eventhebones.bsky.social · 3w ago

Why the fuck am I with you again

When the Hell have I ever been responsible for you

𝕽𝖆𝖞 𝕯𝖊𝖑𝖌𝖆𝖉𝖔@eventhebones.bsky.social · 3w ago

I thought I told Mika to wake me up

. . . Well. That was inconvenient

Where the Hell is Ray. I told him I needed my clothes taken to be dry cleaned.

Look, I'm allowed to be bitter at this point.

Well it has been quite a few years and you haven't exactly changed, demeanor wise.

Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody@lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · last mo.

Mika is disappointed in my appearance. How amusing.

[ Just pouring a drink ]

Pouring Liquor: The Good Fight

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[ Small hiss before snapping his fangs at the other] Do you have a death wish?

Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"I don't need to know who you are to know smoking is a baaaaaad habit!~" Booping the vampires nose.

"𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓻𝔂 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓭𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓸𝓷 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓱𝓪𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓮." ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ + ⟳ #BSKYRP #MVRP #THGRP #TBOSASRP #TheHungerGamesRP

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I'm too sober for this honestly.

"Oh. Yes. Well. I'm bisexual. But I prefer the company of men if anything.” [He says shrugging a bit] "So are you an actual God or one of those lesser fallen ones?"

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"Nope. I can feel it off of you, and I'm a pansexual deity."

"I'm assuming Lestat is to blame for this. I swear to God that man doesn't know the meaning of the word subtle."

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"You sure about that?"

🎀 God I love writing my unhinged little gay men

[Inhales. Pinches the bridge of his nose ] Was that really necessary?

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Inhale… “KA-KA-RI-KOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

[ He just looks at the other, curiously before waving slightly back]

Pendleton@sir--pendleton.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Their eyes meet and Pendleton's face turns a little pink as he tries to decide whether to duck or not. In the end he builds up his courage and waves gently.

He really doesn't hate me. I don't think he does at least. Well I hope he doesn't.

Someone's in a bad mood. Again. What is this. The fifth time this week?

𝕽𝖆𝖞 𝕯𝖊𝖑𝖌𝖆𝖉𝖔@eventhebones.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Go fuck yourself, bloodsucker.

Well. They could be worse.

𝕽𝖆𝖞 𝕯𝖊𝖑𝖌𝖆𝖉𝖔@eventhebones.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I didn't think they were this bad. Bite me.

Poor Ray. He's too nice for his own good. Poor thing.

I keep telling you that they're obnoxious and you still refuse to listen to me.

𝕽𝖆𝖞 𝕯𝖊𝖑𝖌𝖆𝖉𝖔@eventhebones.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Why are people so....irksome? Are most humans like this?