I keep getting “<STOCK> has hit 1 month low” notifications That doesn’t feel like a good thing.
Trump is this odd figure in the Republican Party. There are going to be people that idolize him as a godlike figure the same way they do Ronald Reagan. He’s probably done more damage than Reagan has too.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social just found out you were coming to the hall of fame tomorrow. Sad I’m gonna miss it. Have a good show!
He’s gonna start sending autistic people to work camps
RFK Jr: "By September we will know what has caused the autism epidemic and we will be able to eliminate those exposures."
My dream job is running a local video rental store in 1996
Cool idea: Band named “The Humans” Only plays furry conventions
Commercials are so stupid nowadays. I just watch a dude bribe his way into a club with a package of Chips Ahoy.
Do I have astigmatism or are everyone’s headlights way too fucking bright?
How can you say this video is the best football plays “of all time” when all time hasn’t happened yet? Maybe wait for time to be over before making that claim.
Impractical Jokers on mute is a surreal experience. Just a bunch of people with wacky reactions and zero context.
Web 3.0 isn’t NFTs. It’s the future where every companies APIs cost so much money that they become a substantial part of social media budgets.
You ever have those random #CS2 lobbies where the whole team clicks and everything goes perfect and then the server just fucking closes
Guy Fieri: Alright people, we’re here at Guy’s Grocery Games. What do you got for us? Me: I made Velveeta Shells & Cheese.
You may be nerdy, but are you nerdy enough to be the token white dude in a black movie?
Retire? Don’t worry about me. I plan on being murdered in 2040 in a terrorist attack perpetrated by a group whose rise to power was facilitated by the current genocide in Gaza
Why the fuck does every company think I want to read their email newsletter? My inbox is so full of useless shit now.
I have a great idea for a video game but i don’t want to put in the time to learn about how to make a game.
So like, people who aren’t interested in interracial dating want a kid that looks like them (assuming they want kids), specifically in their race/skin color. My question is, why is that the most important thing? You kid is gonna look like you no matter what. Teach them to be a good person.
Eyyy! I’m from New York. My pronouns are dey/dem. Fugeddaboudit