I don't miss the raging headaches the damn mask gave me, but putting the thing on was a lot easier than fumbling blind with the lenses, not gonna lie.
Godot ☕️
@bitterestblend.bsky.social
Sustained by spite and caffeine. || Roleplay | Parody, authored by Jinx | Icon: https://bsky.app/profile/kiashie.bsky.social/post/3l74cwfufet2j
I‘m six coffees deep. Pretty much still asleep at this point
Just heard about two dudes in prison beating up Redd White Which is kinda strange to me cause I actually paid for three
Extended my stay at prison by a year cause I beat the snot out of Redd White at some point
When my mother got sick, she told me not to bother wasting money on fancy flowers for her grave. She said just find a pack of wild flowers and let nature do her thing. Hers is the wildest, but also the most colorful grave around there. I think she'd love it
"Think either of them might have a minute for an old man?"
𝐌. 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 ♟️@gladiusveritatis.bsky.social · last yr."Indeed it did. I'm glad they've had an easier go at it than me. Well, relatively speaking."
"I’m sure you are. Took you a little longer to get there, after all."
𝐌. 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 ♟️@gladiusveritatis.bsky.social · last yr."Mhm. I'm quite proud of both of them."
"Good, that‘s good. Had a feeling, but you never know. Glad to hear they‘re doing okay."
𝐌. 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 ♟️@gladiusveritatis.bsky.social · last yr.Miles sighed. "Klavier still works here. He's really made a name for himself as a prosecutor. As does Simon, who has truly become a force to be reckoned with in court." Despite himself, he smiled. Truly a proud dad moment.
"Who's insulting? I liked those kids. The blond one was following me around when I worked here, good kid, snotty, but good heart. The other was just a fledgling when I met him in prison, poor thing."
𝐌. 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 ♟️@gladiusveritatis.bsky.social · last yr.Miles narrowed his eyes at Godot. "First of all, I would would appreciate it if you would refrain from insulting my employees. Second of all, why do you ask?"
"I'm just looking around. Say, do you still have a snotty blond kid working here? And maybe a guy with a hawk?"
𝐌. 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 ♟️@gladiusveritatis.bsky.social · last yr."Ugh, don't get me started. . . It's been the bane of my existence as of late. But I'm glad to see you're around."
Went into the prosecutor’s building just to see if I could pull it off again and they just let me in. You can truly bullshit yourself into anything
@flammaeiniustitia.bsky.social "You know, I thought this is my parole hearing, but you look way more nervous than me. Will you stop pacing already?"
"I‘ll try not to die in the meantime."
𝙋. 𝙒𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 🚲@flammaeiniustitia.bsky.social · last yr."Perfect. I'll get right on it."
"Alright, alright, you do what you must. Not like anything can stop ya anyway."
𝙋. 𝙒𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 🚲@flammaeiniustitia.bsky.social · last yr."Until then, I'm getting you soup."
"Well, my doc might organize me some meds. Her studies kinda depend on my continued existence. Depends when she‘s notified about it, though."
𝙋. 𝙒𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 🚲@flammaeiniustitia.bsky.social · last yr."And so what if I am! I seriously doubt they're doing anything other than giving you water in there!"
Maya keeps sending me that hamster with the big eyes. What is she trying to tell me
"I got coffee and a blanket and that‘s pretty much it. Wanna bet if I make it?"
𝙋. 𝙒𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 🚲@flammaeiniustitia.bsky.social · last yr."Yeesh, do you at least have stuff to treat it?"
Got myself a sweet little flu. The doc wasn’t joking when she said my immune system is bust.
Some of the brown‘s been growing out again, but only in some spots. Makes me look like some weird raccoon or something.
Watch it, amigo. You‘ll end up drenched in coffee again.
𝙋. 𝙒𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 🚲@flammaeiniustitia.bsky.social · last yr."In court? Never. Against you personally? I absolutely can."
You can’t use my silence against me though
𝙋. 𝙒𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 🚲@flammaeiniustitia.bsky.social · last yr."Uh huh. You're not making a convincing case for yourself."