Didn't need that reminder of how much everything sucks now, but fun to relive anyways
Sounders FC@soundersfc.com · 11m ago“We did it like a family, like a team. We did a great job.” 💚 A Sounders FC legend. Enjoy your retirement, Nico!
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You can stop yelling "LOG OFF" at my house Seattle, WA
Sounders FC@soundersfc.com · 11m ago(Adrian leaked this to Sportico so you aren’t paying attention to them getting absolutely pummeled by Toluca by the way)
I regret to inform you all that I woke up this morning compelled to write something about the Seattle Mariners.
Wait a minute. The Dodgers moved to California????
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 23h agoTarik Skubal's on the Dodgers? When did that happen?
Another really successful trip to Portland (shithole) disappointed to not get a result but got to do one of my favorite things in the world (Creating an arch enemy out of a Providence Park security guard, leading me to feeling more alive than I’ve felt in months)
Just admit the owner is broke, the coach stinks, the GM is a bozo, and move on man. This shit sucks
Wow, I had no idea the Apple deal included exclusive rights to broadcasting familial disputes
Genuinely haven’t been this excited for a Sounders game in years, purely because there are no expectations, just vibes
Playing the songs of the people on TouchTunes of a Timbers bar the night before >>>>>
Well, it had been a while since the police chief was roiled in scandal. Nature is healing etc etc
Erica C. Barnett@ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 7d agoThe police chief's schedule shows that he was out of town at least 47 days this year so far. But that's not all... publicola.com/2026/07/29/p...
I fucking hate this stupid fucking baseball team
Seattle Mariners@notmariners.bsky.social · last wk.Jimothy is taking over @TMobilePark next Wednesday! The first 20,000 fans will take home a Jimothy Rookie Card, including several chase cards. You can also score a Jimothy T-shirt through our special ticket offer, with a portion benefitting Ballard Food Bank! 🎟️ http://Mariners.com/Promos
I can’t think of an away match I’ve looked forward to more because of how rancid the vibes have been. Highly recommend buying tickets to the show
Shawn Wheeler@zag08.bsky.social · 2w agoWhy be mad online when you can be mad in Portland? When the team is down, they look to us to pick them up. Be there and be part of it. Match tickets: weareecs.com/product/away... ECS bus (round trip from Northgate, Tukwila, Tacoma, or Olympia): weareecs.com/product/away...
YO HO HO, OFF WE GO WHAT DO YOU KNOW, WE’VE LOST FIVE IN A ROW
Sounder at Heart@sounderatheart.com · 2w agoThis is a brutal image.
Just gotta draw on the road and win at home. Sounders are going to be just fine!
Look gang I’m as pro-pyro as anybody, but doing this inside of a dome is incredibly funny
I know that this isn’t the time, but you have to hand it to them. $555 for the next two seasons is a hell of a deal for a season ticket
Wow people are really going after it about the time. Looks like it’s a perfect time to pitch my idea for Time being like the Olympics where cities bid to be The Time for four years and we all just kinda have to live with it
If anyone needs a spare for Portland at home let me know, I will be out of town🫡
I’ve been at this for nearly 17 years now (Christ) and let me just say the highs are high and the lows are pretty low, but I’m man enough to admit I enjoyed watching them win in 2022 because it made people forget that he tried to retire from Argentina like a coward
ian@ahandleforian.bsky.social · 4w agoListen being a Messi hater is hard ungratifying work. It is a life of countless Ls but I will not waver. I will not falter.
Call me when the Sounders sign Orion Ighalo, Gerard Deulofeu, or Besart Berisha. That’ll move the needle
macamps.online@macamps.online · 4w agoPeople that get excited about their MLS teams signing famous old guys are aliens to me. Will never understand the appeal.